Y la zafra va,va, va pal carajo
Well it appears that “EL SUMO HIJO DE PUTA” can not reconcile himself to the fact that he is not only the biggest murdered in Latin American history , but also the biggest failure as the leader of a country.
In typical KaSStro “forget what I said, listen to what I am saying NOW” the beast has declared that:
(see link)
"Cuba will never live off sugar again. That belongs to the era of slavery"
He states this as if it had been a calculated decision on his part. As if he is indeed saving Cubans from that which he considered “slave” work.
Of course , he (conveniently) forgets that until he realized that his mismanagement of the sugar industry produced harvests so dismal that you need to go back to 1908 to match the output of last years production his mantra to the Cuban people was that Cuba would one day be in full control of the international Sugar market.
He forgets , but we do not. He forgets sending millions of schoolchildren to cut sugar cane two months out of the year , because we were going to PRODUCE MORE SUGAR THAN WE HAD EVER SEEN IN CUBA’S HISTORY .. MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!
He forgets he solemnly pledged to achieve a zafra of 10 million metric tons!
He forgets that to accomplished this he sent every god damn Cuban , from school children to retired doctors to the fields. He of course FAILED, miserably. That year with great discontent on his part he admonished the Cuban people that they had only produced 8 tons.
Well if you know ANYTHING about sugar production you know that those fucking 8 tons DESTROYED the Cuban sugar industry. Cutting sugar cane is a very delicate operation. When you see a “guajiro” chopping sugar cane you are looking at VERY skilled labor. It takes YEARS of practice to cut the sugar cane at the right height, the right angle and the right time of year.
The amount you produce do not only depend on how much sugar cane is standing up , but how READY for harvesting that sugar cane is.
Now, I am SURE someone must have told this the El GeneraliSSimo , but in his infinite arrogance he went ahead and fucked it up.
I remember as a kid my first “Volunteer Work” as a sugar cane cutter. It has to be the worst job in the world. Sugar cane leaves have serrated edges that cut your skin like a scalpel. Those cuts would get infected and you may spend a couple of weks laying on a hammock waiting for your fever to subside and keep cutting , or for some motherfucking RANK member to send you back home.
On my first day cutting, an old guajiro was near me , smoking the butt of a cigarette. His skin looked like cheap shoe leather. His eyes were cloudy and he looked at me and started laughing his ass off .
“Why do you laugh” I asked him “Because they way you fuckers are cutting sugar cane it will NEVER grow again” he responded.
He was right I was swinging that machete as you would a baseball bat . Fuck it I was 11 years old. !
Then KaSStro came up with a Russian invention that would do away with manual sugar cane cutting. The Americans had been at this for ages, but they failed. Again the skill, the precise cut and angle was not there. But the Beast went ahead with the Russian monster. He again fucked up a sizeable chunk of future growth.
Now, when he can not manage to get 1.8 tons he declares “THIS IS SLAVE WORK”
So I ask of him “ You motherfucking piece of shit, you dirty scumbag this is “slave” work and you had me do this for 3 years of MY life and had every Cuban with a pulse doing it?
What the fuck kind of "leader" are you?
He will NOT admit to himself nor to the people that he just fucked up the biggest revenue stream Cuba ever had. Cuba went from one the mayor exporters of sugar in the world to buying Sugar from Brazil. Brazil wasn’t even producing sugar in 1959!
And there he is in all his cirrhosis, spotted glory liberating Cubans from yet another slave yoke . The fact that he FORCED all of us to go through this experience is irrelevant at the moment. The fact that it took him 46+ years to remove the noose and ONLY because there was no more rope left, he cavalierly chooses to ignore.
Tourism was the “slave” labor of 1959.
Tourism meant prostitution and servitude and you promised Cuba would be self sufficient without the need to prostitute our women or serve as waiters and waitresses for wealthy tourist. But now.. Tourism is your trump card!
We know you KaSStro; you are changing history WAY too soon. We lived that history. It is fresh in all of our memories and in many scars we suffered during your Sugar Cane delirium .
You fail again, as you always have. Only at being the consummate despot have you been able to succeed.
But this luck, this infinite devilish luck that can only have come from Satan himself is running out.
Prepare the bags old man cause LA ZAFRA GOES .. AND YOU WILL TOO .. SOON!
In typical KaSStro “forget what I said, listen to what I am saying NOW” the beast has declared that:
(see link)
"Cuba will never live off sugar again. That belongs to the era of slavery"
He states this as if it had been a calculated decision on his part. As if he is indeed saving Cubans from that which he considered “slave” work.
Of course , he (conveniently) forgets that until he realized that his mismanagement of the sugar industry produced harvests so dismal that you need to go back to 1908 to match the output of last years production his mantra to the Cuban people was that Cuba would one day be in full control of the international Sugar market.
He forgets , but we do not. He forgets sending millions of schoolchildren to cut sugar cane two months out of the year , because we were going to PRODUCE MORE SUGAR THAN WE HAD EVER SEEN IN CUBA’S HISTORY .. MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD!
He forgets he solemnly pledged to achieve a zafra of 10 million metric tons!
He forgets that to accomplished this he sent every god damn Cuban , from school children to retired doctors to the fields. He of course FAILED, miserably. That year with great discontent on his part he admonished the Cuban people that they had only produced 8 tons.
Well if you know ANYTHING about sugar production you know that those fucking 8 tons DESTROYED the Cuban sugar industry. Cutting sugar cane is a very delicate operation. When you see a “guajiro” chopping sugar cane you are looking at VERY skilled labor. It takes YEARS of practice to cut the sugar cane at the right height, the right angle and the right time of year.
The amount you produce do not only depend on how much sugar cane is standing up , but how READY for harvesting that sugar cane is.
Now, I am SURE someone must have told this the El GeneraliSSimo , but in his infinite arrogance he went ahead and fucked it up.
I remember as a kid my first “Volunteer Work” as a sugar cane cutter. It has to be the worst job in the world. Sugar cane leaves have serrated edges that cut your skin like a scalpel. Those cuts would get infected and you may spend a couple of weks laying on a hammock waiting for your fever to subside and keep cutting , or for some motherfucking RANK member to send you back home.
On my first day cutting, an old guajiro was near me , smoking the butt of a cigarette. His skin looked like cheap shoe leather. His eyes were cloudy and he looked at me and started laughing his ass off .
“Why do you laugh” I asked him “Because they way you fuckers are cutting sugar cane it will NEVER grow again” he responded.
He was right I was swinging that machete as you would a baseball bat . Fuck it I was 11 years old. !
Then KaSStro came up with a Russian invention that would do away with manual sugar cane cutting. The Americans had been at this for ages, but they failed. Again the skill, the precise cut and angle was not there. But the Beast went ahead with the Russian monster. He again fucked up a sizeable chunk of future growth.
Now, when he can not manage to get 1.8 tons he declares “THIS IS SLAVE WORK”
So I ask of him “ You motherfucking piece of shit, you dirty scumbag this is “slave” work and you had me do this for 3 years of MY life and had every Cuban with a pulse doing it?
What the fuck kind of "leader" are you?
He will NOT admit to himself nor to the people that he just fucked up the biggest revenue stream Cuba ever had. Cuba went from one the mayor exporters of sugar in the world to buying Sugar from Brazil. Brazil wasn’t even producing sugar in 1959!
And there he is in all his cirrhosis, spotted glory liberating Cubans from yet another slave yoke . The fact that he FORCED all of us to go through this experience is irrelevant at the moment. The fact that it took him 46+ years to remove the noose and ONLY because there was no more rope left, he cavalierly chooses to ignore.
Tourism was the “slave” labor of 1959.
Tourism meant prostitution and servitude and you promised Cuba would be self sufficient without the need to prostitute our women or serve as waiters and waitresses for wealthy tourist. But now.. Tourism is your trump card!
We know you KaSStro; you are changing history WAY too soon. We lived that history. It is fresh in all of our memories and in many scars we suffered during your Sugar Cane delirium .
You fail again, as you always have. Only at being the consummate despot have you been able to succeed.
But this luck, this infinite devilish luck that can only have come from Satan himself is running out.
Prepare the bags old man cause LA ZAFRA GOES .. AND YOU WILL TOO .. SOON!
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Don't forget the cutting of sugar cane by following "the Australian method". They set the whole cane grove on fire, after extinguising the fire (who knows with which toxic substance) they cutted the sugar cane and the land would not yield us another fruit, ever again. Also, the pedraplenes, those roads built on top of a string of rocks thrown to the sea, until it's firm and resistent. Why on Earth mankind invented bridges? Not to have to build pedraplenes! This "oeuvre of engeneering" blocks the free-flowing waters, of a bay or any other body of water making them stagnant and killing all the life. Beautiful!
And.. THIS is what I find astonishing regarding ANYONE defending The Beast.
As an administrator, a business man (and let's face it Kuba is not a BIG business!) KaSStro couldn’t run a fucking McDonalds, because he would ignore all rules from franchise headquarters, and decide that he would KNOW better and begin growing his own cows and chicken in the parking lot so he wouldn’t have to depend on THE MAN!
He then would have the McDonald employees come on their day off to take care of the fucking cows and the chickens FOR FREE! BUT... he would "gratis" teach 6 high school dropouts his undisputable McKaSStro system so he can then send these twits out to every McDonald in the world and convince THEM to adopt his methodology. In the meantime as he is running out of cows and chickens he will demand the other McDonalds to sell him cows and chickens and he will repay them with his McKaSStro training.
Now, as motherfucking stupid as all of this sounds, it ain’t any more stupid than the midget cows, the micro-jet irrigation system and the genetic manipulation of Ubre Blanca's descendants.
Jesus H Christ the guy got lost going to El Moncada, and that town is the smaller than a medium sized shopping mall!!!
Don't forget the damage caused by all the Venceremos Brigade hippies I went to college with. I've always wondered if fidel was able to sweat the marijuana out of their systems and get any work at all out of them.
And what position would the leftists and PETA folks take over the cows and chickens in the parking lot of the McKaSStro McDonalds? They hate McDonalds, hate the eating of meat, but it's their boy running the store.
The mental image of a McKaSStro is about the funniest thing I've imagined. And so on point.
By the way, the Cuban public dubbed the local version of bugers "McCastro". This was during the first Gulf War, when he came out with a burger that was rumored to be made with unspeakable meats. Like worm meat and all sort of unhealthy crap. Those establishment went the way of the dinosaurs in less than two years, as a consecuence of central planning in burger production, burger flipping, and burger distribution. Yes, they were rationed. Just two burgers per person. And don't try to get back in the line to get another one!
Another one in his never ending list of failures!!!!
Ah! that reminds me of the infamous "chicken sandwishes" sold in front of "La Concha".
So, ok it was actually "Aura Tiñosa" but who cares IT TASTED LIKE CHICKEN! (well sortta)
Vulcher McNugget only a McKaSStro's
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