Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The kiss of death

A double kiss was in the air, straight from the fleshless lips of death to the full lips of Obama, and also to the thin lips of Hillary. The kisser was no other than Dr. Death itself, Mr. Kasstro.
In one of those editorials attributed to him, and written by a squad of ghost writers of the Blog Ghost Kommando, "kasstro" dutifully recommends the American voters who to vote for, a team he made up for the Demokratik Uber-Kommand.
His hand picked team is Hillbama 2008, and he puts his best word out for them.
Reading that long drivel is painful, but recommended. Since we are selective in our linking we leave to y'all to look for the Granma oline and toil with the heavy reading of the "Reflexiones del Comepinga en Jefe".
Let's just look at this excerpt:

"Hoy se habla de que un ticket al parecer invencible podría crearse con el binomio Hillary presidente y Obama vice. Ambos se sienten en el deber sagrado de exigir "un gobierno democrático en Cuba". No están haciendo política; están jugando a las barajas un domingo por la tarde.

Se afirma por los grandes medios que esto sería imprescindible, excepto si Gore se postula. No creo que lo haga, él conoce mejor que nadie la catástrofe que espera a la humanidad si continúa por el actual camino. Cuando fue candidato, por supuesto cometió el error de suspirar por una Cuba democrática".

Of course, this is not the incendiary (arson or firebombing would be better words to describe such fire) style of the Comepinga en Jefe. This is something written by somebody who is in charge of listening to his ramblings when he is able to speak, but let's go over those two paragraphs.

"Today, it's said that an apparently invincible ticket could be created with the combo Hillary for President and Obama for Vice. Both of them are feeling the sacred duty to demand a "democratic government for Cuba". They are not doing politics, they are playing cards on a Sunday afternoon".

First, this banter is kind of novel even in the Demokratik Bunker here in DC.
This is a Demokratik leaning town, and every other folk you meet campaings for some Dem, and you can even get glimpses of the monstrous humanity of a tipsy Ted Kennedy in certain areas of town. But.... Nobody, absolutely nobody had news of that unfortunate presidential ticket, so we asume that kasstro is acting as an unpaid consultant or maybe he's part of a new level of the democratic underground. Everybody in this City know that Hillary despises Obama, and that Obama despises her back. Sunday afternoon card game? Is he catering to the uppercrust and the bluebloods of Washington DC and Palm Beach? Because the game of choice in both Cuba and Miami is a thunderous domino, double nine style. He maybe forgot.

In the next paragraph, kasstro yearns and longs for the second coming (or is it the third or the fourth?) coming of Gore:
"They say that it is imprescindible (we asume that he's talking about the Sunday card game) except if Gore decides to run again. I don't think he ever will, because he knows better than anybody else that the road Humanity is following goes straight to a catastrophe. When he was a presidential candidate he -of course- also made the mistake of sighing for a free Cuba"

So, Gores now that Humanity is running on the road to catastrophe and therefore he won't run for president. Better than anyone else. Is this sarcasm?
What does it have to do with not running for president? Would it be that his hypocrisy shroud will reveal a naked emperor underneath that invisible hemp suit?
Oh, wait, he actually sighed for a free Cuba? I need to listen to less rock and roll.... I am telling you I missed that one!

I am not surprised to see castro here playing the race card. Of course he doesn't want the black man to have a chance at the presidency, being the unrepentant racist he is. He prefers Obama to be the house boy of the white woman. Actually, what he would prefer is not to have the black man at all in the picture, but there's no chance of Hillary and Gore ticketing together. Banjo Boy will not play second fiddle to her.

Obama just lost his presidential election, courtesy of fidel castro.

8 Comments:

Vana said...

Yeah when did Gore sigh for a free Cuba? I don't remember that at all, I liked that Charlie, el comepinga en jefe...lol..

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 12:23:00 PM  
Alex said...

Hillbama 2 socialist Pigs...

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 12:45:00 PM  
mdore said...

I think the only question relevant to the present is: Who is the ghostwriter?? -- no pun intended (ha).

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:42:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

After smiling at the pun, mdore, kasstro's own personal team has become his personal team of nurses, ghost writers, sponge-bathers, and they are visibly strained by all the effort. One of these days one of them is going to accidentaly step over his oxygen tube, and that'll be it!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 1:46:00 PM  
Eleggua said...

His second asshole finally did something useful.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 2:05:00 PM  
mdore said...

Charlie,

Glad I made you smile. Keep up the great work. I don't post often but I check your blog at least twice a day for what I think is the latest and most reliable intel. You 'da man!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 10:02:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

Thanks, mdore, "da man" is every one of our sources.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 10:06:00 PM  
mdore said...

Well said. My heart goes out to them...

Wednesday, August 29, 2007 11:30:00 PM  

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