Monday, June 18, 2007

raul castro, viuda de la revolucion....

raul kasstro's beard fell off. His "wife" Vilma Espin just kicked the bucket.
Curiously, she was the "first lady in functions" of the "revolution", even when in Cuba there was a nominal president (two of them, Urrutia and Dorticos)
kasstro was married, but for some reason he chose to always present his sister in law as his first lady.
Talk about a family of perverts.
The State funeral will serve as a rehearsal of Kasstro's very own funeral (hopefuly soon) to come. I am sure they will try to do their best! They will bury kasstro in the middle of a carnival celebration!
For some reason, I have the hunch that kasstro will miss the funeral....
raul kasstro was not available for comment, since his speech was slurred and his nose was full of some white powder.

8 Comments:

El Gusano said...

hahaha very funny tittle. la china viuda hahaha

Monday, June 18, 2007 9:09:00 PM  
Alfredo said...

raulita is now officially a viuda or is it THE FIRST LADY? I'm confused?

Monday, June 18, 2007 9:58:00 PM  
Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

Bolivian baby powder?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 6:47:00 AM  
Vana said...

LOL white powder on his nose, well it's on, the next one will be kaggastro, I hope

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:56:00 AM  
KillCastro said...

Since these things have a tendency to come in threes, you can be sure The Beast is shitting bricks.. no wait I forgot he cant shit , well he must be doing SOMETHING with bricks !
Is'nt just unfuckingbeliavable that NO ONE evdn knew Vilma was even sick? And of course there wasnt going to be a funeral they can not get the people all blaze about burying decrepit commie motherfuckers they need to keep the sense of "suspense" in case the SUMO HIJO DE LA REVERENDA PUTA finally kicks.
This reminds me of the death of lady Di , whre they had to use the ceremonial plan of the queen mother and apply it to Lady Di. and the queen mother had a hissy fit. I can picture KaSStro going "Fuck NO , burn the bitch but you aint using MY plan !"

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 7:14:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

Hey KillCastro, we reported that she was sick time ago. As usual, the sentence should have been no one even knew that Vilma was sick BUT US :->
I will find the article and repost it......

Tuesday, June 19, 2007 7:16:00 PM  
KillCastro said...

Yeap you are right , but with this buncha pricks who can keeep track of their health issues. At any rate the point was that the press in Kuba did not cover her illness at all and the hurried cremation says a lot about th state of chaos that reigns in the Prision.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007 7:11:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

Yeah, there's another good point about the cremation from a friend who is a crazy nut in Havana. They want to avoid people lining up to pee on their graves and they want to prevent the population from unearthing the corpses and toss them in a filthy sewer.

Thursday, June 21, 2007 11:12:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home