Free exchange of ideas
I spent great part of the night exchanging e-mails with a friend who lives in Cuba.
We had a great exchange of ideas, and both he and I want to share it with y'all.
For example, we analyzed a bit the upcoming travel of Michael Moore to Havana.
My friend agrees to it, with one condition, though.
He wants to start a fat farm, and he wants Michael Moore to be his first and only inmate in there. He also wishes to keep him for one year before releasing him. He said that he will feed Michael Moore the G2 Diet, in the first three months, that plan so successful that when you are detained in the G2 headquarters of Villa Marista you seem to shed pounds by the minute. It consists in some boiled whatever with some kind of thing that passes by water.
Then he wants to give him the Combinado del Este Diet, for another three months, whatever the Cuban political prisoners are served. The following three months will include exercise in the form of forced labors and whatever the prisoners eat at Kilo 7, that's called the Kilo 7 Regime. Finally, Michael Moore will be deprived of any sun and any contact with anyone, and he will enjoy the benefits of the Boniato Finishing Comprehensive System, which included forced labors in a quarry, and serving as a punching bag for both immates and guards, plus a leaning formula deprived of all nutrients.
This regime is crucial, because it will ready him to live in Cuba, as long as kasstro is in power. I mean, he won't be able to leave Cuba unless Cuba is free.
My friend and I, always so generous, hitched him with a job for whenever he's released, he will work burning used coffins in the cemetery of Colon.
We also found him a house, he will live under the stairs of whatever dilapidated palace in Old Havana, I already have somebody installing a wood partition and a padlock, so he can has his privacy there. My friend is thrilled to tell Michael Moore that he will have to share a bathroom with a lot of people with infecto-contagious sicknesses, but that shouldn't be a problem.
He would be harrassed everyday by the police, kick out of everywhere he's found, and forced to eat whatever comes in the rationing card. He will be forced to go to the Plaza de la Robolucion and stand there in the sun cheering kasstro. My friend has a cache of volunteers who will keep him in check. His transportation method will be a chinese bicycle. My friend says that Michael Moore will be saying at no time "este pais es una mierda" and trying to make it to the American Interest Section.... but wait, he was stripped of American citenzenship and given Cuban citizenship, so he has to hustle some dollars to bribe the Cuban police and buy a "turno" from one of the "coleros" outside, otherwise he won't be able to ask for a visa.
Before you ask, this part is called "Life in Mojonistan" (Mojonistan defines the lives in Cuba, as total shit, roughly translated into English as "Life in Turdistan")
He's only way out will be when the kasstro brothers are ousted and Cuba is no more under their stranglehold.
That way a leaner and meaner Michael Moore will probably fight for a free Cuba or try to sail away on a raft.
But, knowing him, I told my friend that Michael Moore will become a double faced chivato who will wear a che t-shirt and will become another burden for the Cuban people. My friend say, fine, let him be.... when Cuba is free we will give him what he deserve, and his educational process, sadly, will be completed with him hanging from a tree.
We had a great exchange of ideas, and both he and I want to share it with y'all.
For example, we analyzed a bit the upcoming travel of Michael Moore to Havana.
My friend agrees to it, with one condition, though.
He wants to start a fat farm, and he wants Michael Moore to be his first and only inmate in there. He also wishes to keep him for one year before releasing him. He said that he will feed Michael Moore the G2 Diet, in the first three months, that plan so successful that when you are detained in the G2 headquarters of Villa Marista you seem to shed pounds by the minute. It consists in some boiled whatever with some kind of thing that passes by water.
Then he wants to give him the Combinado del Este Diet, for another three months, whatever the Cuban political prisoners are served. The following three months will include exercise in the form of forced labors and whatever the prisoners eat at Kilo 7, that's called the Kilo 7 Regime. Finally, Michael Moore will be deprived of any sun and any contact with anyone, and he will enjoy the benefits of the Boniato Finishing Comprehensive System, which included forced labors in a quarry, and serving as a punching bag for both immates and guards, plus a leaning formula deprived of all nutrients.
This regime is crucial, because it will ready him to live in Cuba, as long as kasstro is in power. I mean, he won't be able to leave Cuba unless Cuba is free.
My friend and I, always so generous, hitched him with a job for whenever he's released, he will work burning used coffins in the cemetery of Colon.
We also found him a house, he will live under the stairs of whatever dilapidated palace in Old Havana, I already have somebody installing a wood partition and a padlock, so he can has his privacy there. My friend is thrilled to tell Michael Moore that he will have to share a bathroom with a lot of people with infecto-contagious sicknesses, but that shouldn't be a problem.
He would be harrassed everyday by the police, kick out of everywhere he's found, and forced to eat whatever comes in the rationing card. He will be forced to go to the Plaza de la Robolucion and stand there in the sun cheering kasstro. My friend has a cache of volunteers who will keep him in check. His transportation method will be a chinese bicycle. My friend says that Michael Moore will be saying at no time "este pais es una mierda" and trying to make it to the American Interest Section.... but wait, he was stripped of American citenzenship and given Cuban citizenship, so he has to hustle some dollars to bribe the Cuban police and buy a "turno" from one of the "coleros" outside, otherwise he won't be able to ask for a visa.
Before you ask, this part is called "Life in Mojonistan" (Mojonistan defines the lives in Cuba, as total shit, roughly translated into English as "Life in Turdistan")
He's only way out will be when the kasstro brothers are ousted and Cuba is no more under their stranglehold.
That way a leaner and meaner Michael Moore will probably fight for a free Cuba or try to sail away on a raft.
But, knowing him, I told my friend that Michael Moore will become a double faced chivato who will wear a che t-shirt and will become another burden for the Cuban people. My friend say, fine, let him be.... when Cuba is free we will give him what he deserve, and his educational process, sadly, will be completed with him hanging from a tree.
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