Verbotten!

Traffic has been declared verbotten from 5:00 am this morning in certain areas of Havana, so the security forces can conduct their surveillance and sweeps in advance for the coronation of Queen Raula La Horrible.
Granma (la abuelita, as el Guinero calls it)also lets the population know that there will be 21 cannon salvos fired in the area of the parade. I think that they are doing it so people don't come out with American and Cuban flags thinking that the U.S. Marine Corps disembarked in el Malecon.
Also, there's a call to vote to all the Venezuelans who reside in Cuba. As y'all know, everyone of them will vote for Chavez, even if they write Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse on their ballots. Every vote will be a vote for El Mico, and I am afraid that in Venezuela proper it will be like that too.
Yesterday, Juan Almeida Bosque presided over the military parade that took place in Santiago de Cuba. One wonders whether they have anybody else left in the top tier of government in Cuba when they place an irrelevant man as Almeida in front of the crowds.... but then one realizes that it's totally political: Almeida is well liked in Santiago, he's black. The majority of the population in Santiago is black as well, so it explains the selection. Almeida has been known for his liking of heavy spirits, young starlets, and for being some sort of composer, or passing for one.
Our sources in Cuba say that Granma sounds kind of "obituary-like" in every piece that they publish mentioning kasstro. Let's see what kind of circus is in store for us tomorrow. What a pathetic way to start a Saturday in Havana.


4 Comments:
This is all SO by the book it is ridiculous!
I mean NOT ONE single twist on the plot.
First Juventud Rebelde begins destroying the SUMO HIJO DE PUTA myth by hinting his reign has been nothing but debacle to Cuba.
Next Granma follows practically declaring him dead by using disgustingly lame metaphors and waxing nostalgically to what it was.
By this reporting methodology we can assume that Juventud Rebelde has been given the go ahead to begin tearing down the myth (it appeals to younger audiences) while Granma meekly follows. Not criticizing but pretty much mourning.
FUCKING JESUS H CHRIST, MAN!
That is it! El caballo estiro la pata !
NOT ONE on the short list of successors is making a god damn move or sticking their necks out at ANY level.
It is actually pretty funny just imagining what is happening behind the curtains…
“YOU, talk to the people”
“FUCK YOU! NO *YOU* talk to the people”
If it wasn’t for the continued and extended suffering of the Cuban people (12 MILLION people by the way) this would be just piss on the rug funny!
Now tomorrow the charade continues...
Will he show up? Won’t he show up?
WHO GIVES A GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK?!
Anyone worrying about this triviality is missing THE WHOLE fucking point!
Here we are with Kuba tittering and at the point of collapse and the USA does SHIT!
What a perfect time to lift any travel restrictions. Hey man, if the USA government was REALLY interested in toppling the communists regime they would be using that 80 million and subsiding FREE travel to Cuba !
I guess the Guyaberas are not ready for the FULL collapse, uh?
While the Melia chain is just salivating with delight, the Hilton chain is going
“Whatta fuck?”
So the USA will NOT push a god damn PSI to terminate Cubans suffering (and don’t YOU fucking tell ME the travel restrictions and the remittance limitations had shit to do with this, ‘cause economically it HAS been a GOD DAMN BANNER year for those commie pricks!
Yeah I CAN prove it!
SO, THEY wait, and WE wait, cause the USA is just NOT ready yet.
Tell you what man... If ONE single apparatik member snaps out of their cult induced haze and connects the dots it is THE END and THEY fucking win, ‘cause we did NOTHING but tighten the noose on 12 Million people while catering to the personal agendas of a few Guayaberas.
WE have (had?) the opportunity and we have blown it, so what is a Cuban-American to do?
WEll, *ME*?... *I* am beginning to pack, there’s a LOT of pricks I want to put out of business and a few mojitos I need to gulp down at some Spaniard night club.!
Jajajaja Good one....
Here's a quote so by the book you actually wrote it almost verbatim a while back:
"He has his own style of working, very organized, sharing responsibilities," she said.(Raul)
By contrast, she said, "All of us have given the comandante (Fidel Castro) too much responsibility."
from: Marieal Castro Espin
This is communism 101, Gusano. All of them are reading from a very well rehearsed script!
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