Two (dangerous) games and a living corpse
Our friend Asha Nair says that the commies are playing mafia power poker in Cuba, in a table loaded with the Queen of Mean, Ramiro Darth Valdes, Ali the go-betweeen, and no other than the Monkey Boy himself, el Mico Putumayo.
The bets are all off.
King Kasstro, the irrelevant, is about to kick the bucket.
Everybody’s at the power poker table, guns loaded.
El Mico Putumayo is playing to games, power poker and Russian roulette and he doesn’t know how many bullets are in his revolver, but I can tell you that there’s more than one.
‘Splaining: both the Queen and Darth Valdes hate el Mico.
Ali, who was sent to Havana as a Pro-Consul but who has seen his diplomatic dance moves failing one after the other, only wants to save el Mico’s neck, and his own. At this point he’s trying to mellow down both Ramiro Darth Valdes and the Queen, who are also playing against each other.
The only card that the Venezuelans can play to ensure safety is bringing King Kasstro, the irrelevant out to speak to the masses LIVE, which is kind of difficult since our sources are reporting a bumpy recovery and some septic episodes which are actually reducing his chances of making it from very slim to zilch.
If Kasstro were to pass away, well, el Mico’s future is much compromised and very dark.
It’s said in Cuba that there are already negotiations on the way to sell Monkey Boy to the States, provided that the cut is a nice chunk of change.
If Kasstro lives another day, el Mico gets to live another day. But that’s not gonna last.
Don’t tell him, but I think that the Queen’s men loaded his revolver with a bunch of bullets. Whatever move el Mico makes, he will pull that trigger and all’s gone. Forever.
Let's suppose that that truck that rushed into the hospital this morning is carrying the motherload of dry ice, and that a mausoleum is built overnight. Then we need to deal with the other two pricks in Cuba, by whatever means, till death, no respite, till all Cubans are free.
The bets are all off.
King Kasstro, the irrelevant, is about to kick the bucket.
Everybody’s at the power poker table, guns loaded.
El Mico Putumayo is playing to games, power poker and Russian roulette and he doesn’t know how many bullets are in his revolver, but I can tell you that there’s more than one.
‘Splaining: both the Queen and Darth Valdes hate el Mico.
Ali, who was sent to Havana as a Pro-Consul but who has seen his diplomatic dance moves failing one after the other, only wants to save el Mico’s neck, and his own. At this point he’s trying to mellow down both Ramiro Darth Valdes and the Queen, who are also playing against each other.
The only card that the Venezuelans can play to ensure safety is bringing King Kasstro, the irrelevant out to speak to the masses LIVE, which is kind of difficult since our sources are reporting a bumpy recovery and some septic episodes which are actually reducing his chances of making it from very slim to zilch.
If Kasstro were to pass away, well, el Mico’s future is much compromised and very dark.
It’s said in Cuba that there are already negotiations on the way to sell Monkey Boy to the States, provided that the cut is a nice chunk of change.
If Kasstro lives another day, el Mico gets to live another day. But that’s not gonna last.
Don’t tell him, but I think that the Queen’s men loaded his revolver with a bunch of bullets. Whatever move el Mico makes, he will pull that trigger and all’s gone. Forever.
Let's suppose that that truck that rushed into the hospital this morning is carrying the motherload of dry ice, and that a mausoleum is built overnight. Then we need to deal with the other two pricks in Cuba, by whatever means, till death, no respite, till all Cubans are free.
3 Comments:
"...Venezuelans can play to ensure safety..."
Sorry, but I'm trying to understand the 'angle' here. Why would the Queen and Darth want get rid of the one who's sustaining their regime with the precious oil give-away? and how would they ensure their oil-giveaway after he's gone?
Because there's a secret deal with the United States to negotiate with a non-kasstro based regime. What they have now, since raul doesn't count three shits.
Ok, I follow. For the Castrianistas, Mico path only offers 'Cubazuala' with no real future and no 'survival guarantees' for themselves. Castrianistas try to make deal with the 'real' force in the hemisphere with a real economy (only 90 miles away) to secure the Castrianistas future and 'safety'. I wonder if the Castrianistas are that smart.
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