Friday, October 06, 2006

No puede ser el 9

As we posted last week all the special docs and scientists that were looking after the BEAST’S health have gone home and at the airport the talk was that KaSStro was gone , if not literally at least as far as further medical help is concerned.

Our sources independent from each other are confirming that he is on his last gasp, CB’s guys report massive septicemia, my guy at the USIS is telling me the USIS is a mad house and that all interviews for visas have been postponed until further notice. That leads me to believe they have more important things to do, like hold the fort and wait to see what Washington does in case they do announce the PRICK IS DEAD!

What is CLEAR to all is that La China will NOT announce KaSStro’s death on Oct 9th! (Anniversary of Che’s death, also the day *I* left Cuba just weird coincidence )
In fact this state of health coming in October is seen as a terrible omen in the eyes of the Babalaos.

October is a number 1 month (1+0=1) 1 indicates new beginnings BUT 9 is the number of finality of things completed (and completed by FORCE not by choice!)

Being that the regime has been pretty much ruled by omens and Santeria the mis-government is having a tough time deciding if they can actually wait till Nov to announce the death.

Some construction began at the Plaza of the ROBO-LUTION but was suddenly stopped.
I guess someone realized that if they started to prepare the place for a ceremonial service it would be just too obvious, and they can NOT get ther shit straight. Tia Mirta REALLY could not work anything out with his highly hyphenated nephew , so the Kuban government esta a la DERIVA. These are moments of complete uncertainty in what used to be KaSStroLand !

In a speech 2 days ago , La China renounced to ALL military build up in Kuba saying that ( parroting his fucking brother) that the end was not gonna come from outside so that there would be no need for arms. The end WILL come from the *NEW MAN* KaSStro taunted so much. I guess he forgot the NEW MAN, does like to eat and have more than one pair of underwear! So the 10% of the GNP they had been spending will be cut to almost nothing.

Politically that is a clear signal to everyone, La China ain’t gonna fight and in a convoluted way the sniveling coward is behaving like the fucking little cunt she is.

The Spanish magazine HOLA , reports that KaSStro was just seen and interviewed by a reporter and he seem in great spirits , well they also say the saw him at his private home , so the doubles are working overtime. But the top of the hierarchy is not giving any interviews and just generalizing as to his condition as “stable” , sounds a LOT like the death of Franco !

So here we sit and wait .. it is going to be an interesting next few days because that hospital security is tighter that an 80 year old nun’s hoo-ha , but we need not fear , the end is VERY NEAR!

10 Comments:

tocororo_libre said...

Coño ojala que su muerte traiga cambios totales,que dios nos ampare de una vez y por todas.
U.S.A WE NEED YOUR HELP ON HIS ONE!
don not turn your back on us again!
Enough is Enough !
MERCY for the Cubans the DEAD and the ones ALIVE !
Please Uncle Sam do not let us down!

I cannot quit you ..CUBA


" Everyday"

Everyday it's the same song
I can't quit you I just drag you along
You're like a cycle
Spinnin' round and round out of control
I'm feelin' less and less
I'm feelin' more depressed
Powerless and purposeless
Gotta get it off my chest
Never the less I do profess
I've found some success
Like a cardiac arrest
Somehow seeming effortless
Everyday it's the same song
I can't quit you I just drag you along
You're like a cycle
Spinnin' round and round out of control
Slip into unconsciousness
How did it get to be such a mess
Meaningless and motionless
Can you tell me where my spirit is
I undress and crawl onto my mattress
Go to sleep just like the rest
This would be my last request
Sending out an SOS
Everyday it's the same song
I can't quit you I just drag you along
You're like a cycle
Spinnin' round and round out of control
Somewhere between our dysfunction
You and me standin' at the junction
You know you really are something
But right now I really feel nothing
As I did the day before no more
I can't take it no more
This viscous cycle of life's to blame
Some how some way it's got to change
Everyday it's the same song
I can't quit you I just drag you along
You're like a cycle
Spinnin' round and round out of control

Friday, October 06, 2006 4:18:00 PM  
Miguel Vinuesa said...

Absolutely, it looks like the death of Franco... But ever since Ferdinand IVth in the XVIIth century, "the king keeps going better and better until he suddently dies". That's a universal fact.

Friday, October 06, 2006 6:29:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

Yes, you're absolutely right Miguel.
He's trapped in a maze of symbols: can't die the same day that che huevera, but can't die the 10th, because is a national holiday commemorating the start of the independence wars, and cannot die on Oct. 12th, because it's the discovery of the Americas, and people will have a big bang festivity.
Oh well, let's just hope that he goes to hell in a handbasket!

Friday, October 06, 2006 7:13:00 PM  
Solimar said...

CB, on your ealier post you said that el mico's fate rests on the beast being alive, why? I just don't get the angle of why the Queen and Darth would want to get rid of the one who's giving them the oil. If mico goes, who then will give them the oil?

Friday, October 06, 2006 8:32:00 PM  
El Gusano said...

hehehe tighter than an 80 year old nun's hoo-ha

Friday, October 06, 2006 8:39:00 PM  
Charlie Bravo said...

Solimar, they are looking at the United States as the next benefactor. The U.S. will be happy as long as there's no kasstro in power. Now, there's no kasstro in power anymore, Darth Valdes is power. So the path to screw up the Cuban people is clear.

Friday, October 06, 2006 9:22:00 PM  
Sr Jodio said...

Si eso ocurre we have the duty to show the americans who Ramiro Valdez really is.

we better start now

Friday, October 06, 2006 9:31:00 PM  
Solimar said...

CB, ok so if Castrian regime forsakes mico and deals with US (after Beast underground) for 'better deal' - the pressure from US to demand change (based on USA's stated conditions) would inevitably begin and ultimately result in the 'dismantling' of Castrianism control over Cubans.

For the end of Castrianism, I believe that all the USA would simply need to do to offer to end embargo and deal (without even invading or even asking for democracy or elections) is to demand the following two conditions....

1. release of ALL political prisoners

2. provide the right to free speech and assembly

I believe that if just these two points were to become a reality, the end of Castrianism would begin and the Cuban people will begin to flourish to really decide their own destiny and their true leaders (Biscet, Roque, etc..) will in no time become the forces for change (true change).

Understandably, the forces of Castrianism will attempt to hold on to their riches, but just unleash these two points, and the tide and forces of change will be too great to hold off.

Sadly, I don't think this will happen.
Life is rarely that simple. But hopefully, the opportunities that will present themselves in the very near future, will not be lost on this country.

Friday, October 06, 2006 10:27:00 PM  
El Gusano said...

One of the killcastro writers mentioned the other day that bush had learned his lesson with iraq of not leaving a "prick in charge".
in woodward's new book he recounts how prince bandar of KSA actually suggested that very same thing to w, and w thought it was too machiavellian. lesson learned. stability in the short run gradual change.but regime change is the new american foreing policy.

Friday, October 06, 2006 10:49:00 PM  
Solimar said...

gusano,

Based on seeing Iraq experience, I believe you are correct. If you tear everything down, then it's all up to you to fix it all up - and fast (if not, the parasites will form and infect everything).

Friday, October 06, 2006 11:12:00 PM  

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