Tuesday, August 15, 2006

scared of death, assassin turns to Church.

"A Brazilian Catholic priest and liberation theologian, Carlos Alberto Libanio Christo, known as Frei Betto, returned from a visit to Havana today and said he had talked to (r)aul (c)astro but was unable to see the "comandante."
"The doctors recommended that he didn't have too many visitors," Betto said.
Betto said (r)aul (c)astro had refrained from all appearances until Sunday, "because he didn't want to give the wrong impression to the people." He said (r)aul had left him with the message "(f)idel will return."

A frail kasstro with a barely audible voice has called on two priests, Frei Betto and Leonardo Boff to be at his bedside in case he has to be judged by God soon, as we all hope. These two birds are the talking heads of the Theology of Liberation, and they are regarded with certain suspicion in the Vatican. Frei Betto will arrive in Havana again tomorrow morning.
Curiously, kasstro has decided not to call on a Cuban priest. Maybe because not a single one will show up to pray for the Son of Satan? Or is it because he fears an exorcism?
Whatever is happening outside of the public view in Havana is grave.
This criminal will never call for a priest, let alone two of them, even if they are red priests, if he weren't close to death. He fears death, because, down in his black heart, he knows that the Gates of Hell are fully open for him. Mr. Kasstro, return once and for all to where you belong.... Hell.

2 Comments:

Egli said...

Chavez has found a cure for Fidel Gastro!

http://tinyurl.com/qksaf

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:09:00 AM  
Charlie Bravo said...

That's what we all think it is. An oversized dildo!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006 8:29:00 AM  

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