¿Hasta cuando?
They are pulling people out of the USIS.
The Cuban guards are trespassing into it, and pulling dissidents and people who are there for their visas OUT of the diplomatic facility. The very few U.S. Marines who are the symbolic guard of the USIS told the screaming public that they have no power to do anything.
¿Hasta cuando?
What's wrong here?
Why don't we do away with the dry foot-wet foot and set up a couple of aircraft carriers to process the refugees?
Back to kasstro's saga....
The official news are as worthy as rumors.
There are no official news. The one who seems to be the spokeperson for kasstro is the master of blunder, El Mico Putumayo Chavez. He claims to have communicatin with kasstro, but we don't know if said communications telepatic or what. Mind you kasstro is said to be talking like an old widow's parrot, but haven't made any statement or addressed his sympathizers. Then el Mico says: he's fighting tooth and nail for his life! Realizing his mistake, he recants and said: he is on an amazing recovery process. I am telling you, if kasstro doesn't die of his illness, this little Putumayo monkey is gonna kill him of a heart attack.
Embassies again: you might recall that el Mico's brother was the Venezuelan ambassador in Cuba and that he was "called back to Venezuela". Well, in Cuba they say that raul didn't want him around and asked for a new ambassador. Our sources in Cuba said that a guy called Ali Rodriguez, the former Foreign Minister, will be the new ambassador of Venezuela in Cuba. How do they know this? I know, but I can't tell you!
In Venezuela, they say that this guy's actually Cuban, but I cannot think of any Cuban known as Ali, unless we are talking about Alipio, the owner of the Ali Bar where Benny More used to play and get wasted.
The guy has to land in Havana by Sunday. Maybe he brings a present from el Mico Putumayo to kasstro. I wish it's a coffin crafted from the nicest Venezuelan woods you can get your hands on!
The Cuban guards are trespassing into it, and pulling dissidents and people who are there for their visas OUT of the diplomatic facility. The very few U.S. Marines who are the symbolic guard of the USIS told the screaming public that they have no power to do anything.
¿Hasta cuando?
What's wrong here?
Why don't we do away with the dry foot-wet foot and set up a couple of aircraft carriers to process the refugees?
Back to kasstro's saga....
The official news are as worthy as rumors.
There are no official news. The one who seems to be the spokeperson for kasstro is the master of blunder, El Mico Putumayo Chavez. He claims to have communicatin with kasstro, but we don't know if said communications telepatic or what. Mind you kasstro is said to be talking like an old widow's parrot, but haven't made any statement or addressed his sympathizers. Then el Mico says: he's fighting tooth and nail for his life! Realizing his mistake, he recants and said: he is on an amazing recovery process. I am telling you, if kasstro doesn't die of his illness, this little Putumayo monkey is gonna kill him of a heart attack.
Embassies again: you might recall that el Mico's brother was the Venezuelan ambassador in Cuba and that he was "called back to Venezuela". Well, in Cuba they say that raul didn't want him around and asked for a new ambassador. Our sources in Cuba said that a guy called Ali Rodriguez, the former Foreign Minister, will be the new ambassador of Venezuela in Cuba. How do they know this? I know, but I can't tell you!
In Venezuela, they say that this guy's actually Cuban, but I cannot think of any Cuban known as Ali, unless we are talking about Alipio, the owner of the Ali Bar where Benny More used to play and get wasted.
The guy has to land in Havana by Sunday. Maybe he brings a present from el Mico Putumayo to kasstro. I wish it's a coffin crafted from the nicest Venezuelan woods you can get your hands on!
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HEY HEY, this is a scoop!!!
Do you know who Ali is?
He is the number three of the regime, after Jose "temiente" Rangel.
He is a fucking quinta columna of fifo en Venezuela, the main facilitator!
Do you confirm? I want the exclusive for Venezuela!
This is a big sign of troubles, because means that chavez send HIS BETTER MEN upthere! He realized that Cuba is CRUCIAL and that he need someone trustworthy TO DEAL WITH RAUL!
THAT COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT NEWS FROM THE SOUTHERN FRONT!
Asha, our sources confirm that Ali Rodriguez was granted his request for calling it quits due to health problems (la cagalera de fidel es contagiosa, look Kim Jong Il is sick too) and that his next move is "upwards".
The "official buildings corridor rumors" in Havana indicate that the guy has more than 90% chances of being nominated for the position of Ambassador before the Court of King Kaka Kasstro.
This happens for allying yourself with an illiterate 2 digit IQ pricks.
KaSStro would’ve NEVER gone to Argentina was he not suspicious that Chavez was going to crown himself KING mocky-mock of Latin America amd relegate KaSStro to the dust bin of history.
Kindda curious that these two who love each other with such open homoerotic fervor and Chavez has not taken a plane and gone to see KaSStro , uh ? Fear he will NOT make it outta Kuba ?
As we reported KaSStro was apoplectic listening to El Putumayo’s rants , and his direct attacks against the USA as well as that greatest of faux-pax threatening to give KaSStro USA F-16s, which el SUMO refused faster than he could fart in stereo through the several holes in his intestines.
Chavez WILL kill KaSStro. IRONIC ain’t it? that a PUTUMAYO Indian IS his downfall !
Shakespeare could NOT have written this shit!
Rumors in Venezuela are that Delcy Rodriguez (formerly in the position now occupied by Adam Chavez and sister of the creator of the electronic voting fraud in Venezuela) will be the next Ambassoress to Cuba. She is pretty light-weight, but is a diehard, radical Chavista. Interesting the comment about Castro and Kim Jong being ill. Here they say that Chavez is "pavoso" (brings bad luck to everyone he visits).
Reina, as you have seen, we have been predicting in this blog the fusion of both Cuba and Venezuela into a monstruous entity under the command of two pavosos. In Cuba, they call the embrace fidel kasstro gives people el abrazo de la muerte. Not too many people survive that. El Mico Putumayo has managed to survive till now. But as we said, he'll be the international heir of kasstro, and raul-caligula-kagasstro will be just the domestic tyrant ruling the internal affairs of Cuba. Let's see who this moron appoints as ambassador or ambassadorette.
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