the ghetto witch doctor

"(kagasstro)has a formula for stomach problems and gases and heartburn -- the tsunami," (el Mico Putumayo) said It's called the "tsunami" and it is fifty percent oatmeal, 25 percent whole rye flour, and the other 25 percent whole wheat flour. You mix all that and it's a marvel because it's pure fiber and it cleans the stomach, all the digestive paths." Of course el Mico Putumayo who is also according to his resume a ghetto witch doctor on his own, talks very graphically about his own bowel movements, gas ailments, bad breath, and has been know for analyzing excrement and talking about it on the air. Describing the whole thing as a tsunami makes you sick to your stomach, but also watching them with the volume off makes you sick to the stomach too. Not to talk what happens to you when you listen to their voices!
Both of them, kagasstro and chavez, are what one calls in Habanero habla mierdas profesionales (professional shit talkers)
So, pushing the envelope of the graphic a little bit further, el Mico Putumayo chavez claims he was cured of incontrollable flatulence, serial farting, and horrible bad breath by taking the "tsunami", the intestinal wringling "formula" concocted by his favorite witch doctor, Papa Kagasstro, the master of the arts of voodoo medicine. Guess what, it's not working Mico! If kasstro continues the way he is, he final "resting" place might very well be a latrine.
There you have Mean. Mr. Kasstro himself transformed into a statue of shit, and nothing, read it well, nothing is going to save him from going to hell in the middle of the toxic mushroom cloud of his final fart.