A classic quartet

"Tu que eres tan sabio,
Y en el aire las compones,
ponte un bombillo en el culo
Y alumbrate los cojones"

Quevedo, Spanish poet of the Seventeenth Century.

This was your class of Classic Spanish Literature of the day.

Professor Asha Nair has more, he's got the news that the famous "bombillos" kasstro generously sold to Jamaica are counterfeit. They carry the identification for the quality control of the European Community but they are..... Chinese!

Practically, Castro is shoving up the Jamaican asses some third world low-tech poor quality Chinese light bulbs, talk about dangerous BOMBILLOS here!
Maybe he is testing them in Jamaica, he is a well known racist, so it sounds like, "let's test this on the natives first to see how it works, then I will try them on those Cubans of mine...."

I guess that kasstro wouldn't use those lamps not even in a dog house. But something fishy is in there, who knows what he's getting in return.
Maybe some ganja to smuggle into the States? Remember, Queen Raulla is the ruler know, and (s)he's being known all along for trafficking weed and powder all over the Caribbean, oh, man, the Queen of the Pirates of the Caribbean, that was his boyhood fantasy!