Those crispy one hundreds

They are nice, crispy, and fake.
The NY-NJ authourities blasted a Chinese vessel loaded with counterfeit $100 bills.
The bank notes, come from.... Ah, North Korea!
(it's in today's NYTimes, but I don't link to that rag)
Needless to say, that it all happening because Lil Kim's mad at me. That's why he did it.
Let's make a list here:
1- Fire missiles on the Fourth of July (reportedly to celebrate American Independence Day)
2- Invites the Iranians to the fireworks (just to teach them how to love America)
3- Chums up with the kasstros (believe me, that just because he and raul have a thingy going on)
4- Friendly with the Chinese (where the hell did you think he would get his counterfeit sunglasses and his golden chopsticks???)
5- Improves American economy, by taking over the day by day printing operation of one hundred dollar bills (one needs to say here that he's saving us a bundle in overhead, printing presses, and ink!)
I bet you that this will be promptly forgotten and that nothing will be done to punish bad little Kim.
Oh well, I miss Ronald Reagan!