Taco Hell
Both Asha Nair and Orlando el Confeti give kasstro the punching bag treatment regarding his new embargo against Mexico.
I have no sympathy for Mexico, as it's widely known. I am famous for considering Mexico an enemy country, for their indestructible alliance with kasstro, and for their desire of seeing Cuba reduced to slavery and mysery, so they can have tourist dollars coming into their resorts. They fear a free Cuba as kasstro fears a cold shower.
But... surprise!
Mean Mr. Kasstro and the guys in big sombreros had a fall-out.
I don't know exactly what happened, because both kasstro and La Zorra are monumental pricks. But what I know is that kasstro embargoed Mexico. No more business for you, charro!
Anyways, in Cuba the only Mexican products that you can see are fat drunken sexless guys getting pummeled to a pulp outside beach night-clubs. I meant by that Mexican "businessmen" who have some minor operation in Cuba, generally selling toilet plunges "made in Mexico". They behave arrogantly, they love che huevera and fidel, and naturally Cubans despise them. Even jineteras despise them and the ones who take care of the "Mexican market" are just a bunch of druggies with no teeth in lycras which are two sizes smaller.
I suppose that now they will have to eat all of those che t-shirts that they wear on Saturdays.
Now, let's analyze the other side of it: it won't hurt the Mexican government not to have businesses pending with Cuba. Most likely kasstro didn't intend to pay them, because he considers all Mexicans lowly drunken greasy indios with bad taste. Sorry Mexican readers who like kasstro, that's what he thinks of you.
The only ones who are going to be affected are the guys who are sub-employed and have a part time cleaning the buildings of those companies. Anyway, they will end up in the States sooner than later. And they also will wear a che t-shirt while attending some sort of demonstration (it can be a demostration favoring whichever cause, because the left already discovered that they only care about the newest che t-shirt, since they don't understand any English to know what the demonstration is all about) Besides, what kasstro is doing is actually meddling in Mexican politics.
He doesn't like the fact that only the 26% of all Mexicans like him... (or maybe they answered that thinking that they could get a crispy che t-shirt?) and something that he likes much less is that his sock-puppet Lopez Obrador lost the elections.
Mean Mr. Kasstro really wanted a Commie theme park bordering the U.S.A.
Lopez Obrador had promised him more espionage facilities to be used against the U.S.A., and y'all know that kasstro doesn't like to see that going up in smoke.
So, he said, holy guacamole, I am going to really upset the situation in Mexico because if my sock-puppet didn't win, nobody can win!
Don't be surprise if the lawyers representing Lopez Obrador in a lawsuit against the government and the courts in Mexico are paid from some kind of fidel controlled coffer. He swore that he would help Obrador to constest the election, a la Gore and Kerry. It didn't work, and therefore, he is punishing Mexico and the generality of the Mexican people for not doing what he wanted. Are his friends suffering from that communist embargo? Not an iota. They are still shopping in New York and Houston. And giving che t-shirts to their illegal maids, nannies, drivers, gardeners, and cooks.
I have no sympathy for Mexico, as it's widely known. I am famous for considering Mexico an enemy country, for their indestructible alliance with kasstro, and for their desire of seeing Cuba reduced to slavery and mysery, so they can have tourist dollars coming into their resorts. They fear a free Cuba as kasstro fears a cold shower.
But... surprise!
Mean Mr. Kasstro and the guys in big sombreros had a fall-out.
I don't know exactly what happened, because both kasstro and La Zorra are monumental pricks. But what I know is that kasstro embargoed Mexico. No more business for you, charro!
Anyways, in Cuba the only Mexican products that you can see are fat drunken sexless guys getting pummeled to a pulp outside beach night-clubs. I meant by that Mexican "businessmen" who have some minor operation in Cuba, generally selling toilet plunges "made in Mexico". They behave arrogantly, they love che huevera and fidel, and naturally Cubans despise them. Even jineteras despise them and the ones who take care of the "Mexican market" are just a bunch of druggies with no teeth in lycras which are two sizes smaller.
I suppose that now they will have to eat all of those che t-shirts that they wear on Saturdays.
Now, let's analyze the other side of it: it won't hurt the Mexican government not to have businesses pending with Cuba. Most likely kasstro didn't intend to pay them, because he considers all Mexicans lowly drunken greasy indios with bad taste. Sorry Mexican readers who like kasstro, that's what he thinks of you.
The only ones who are going to be affected are the guys who are sub-employed and have a part time cleaning the buildings of those companies. Anyway, they will end up in the States sooner than later. And they also will wear a che t-shirt while attending some sort of demonstration (it can be a demostration favoring whichever cause, because the left already discovered that they only care about the newest che t-shirt, since they don't understand any English to know what the demonstration is all about) Besides, what kasstro is doing is actually meddling in Mexican politics.
He doesn't like the fact that only the 26% of all Mexicans like him... (or maybe they answered that thinking that they could get a crispy che t-shirt?) and something that he likes much less is that his sock-puppet Lopez Obrador lost the elections.
Mean Mr. Kasstro really wanted a Commie theme park bordering the U.S.A.
Lopez Obrador had promised him more espionage facilities to be used against the U.S.A., and y'all know that kasstro doesn't like to see that going up in smoke.
So, he said, holy guacamole, I am going to really upset the situation in Mexico because if my sock-puppet didn't win, nobody can win!
Don't be surprise if the lawyers representing Lopez Obrador in a lawsuit against the government and the courts in Mexico are paid from some kind of fidel controlled coffer. He swore that he would help Obrador to constest the election, a la Gore and Kerry. It didn't work, and therefore, he is punishing Mexico and the generality of the Mexican people for not doing what he wanted. Are his friends suffering from that communist embargo? Not an iota. They are still shopping in New York and Houston. And giving che t-shirts to their illegal maids, nannies, drivers, gardeners, and cooks.
2 Comments:
CB CB, i LOVE your style, but when you came to brush mexicans I ADORE YOU!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!
But in reality i love mexicans too, i spent a lot of time traveling here, and i have a great respect for mexico and big friends down there.
The only thing I DON'T like at all is their fascination for Cuba, maybe it came from an ill-conceived rebel spirit à-la-panchovilla, o something with their aztecs roots, i can't say.
Por eso "me entra un fresquito" cuando veo como el coma-andante, olvidandose de esa amistad y de los dias de su exilio, les caga en la cara, para que se dean cuenta de que "pezz'mmerda" es este hombre, capaz de traicionar hasta su madre.
For the rest, i don' buy your vision, but it's your vision, pana..
Don't worry, different experiences, different visions...
I have met more than one left over lefty from Mexico in Cuba, and throngs of them here in the States. Their passion for fidel and che is fueled by an antiAmericanism that has no parallel. But boy, how those lefties love the dollar!
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