Star sleuth game
That's my way of delivering a volley to those culinary Katiushka rocket trucks that roam the streets of New York.
Good Lord, that food stinks!
They have bad food, fire, and smoke in those carts, and ghetto blasters blaring Arab music, so to me they read as legitimate targets. But don't try that at home, that's the province and realm of the trained street fighting men of KillCastro (insert Rolling Stones sound clip here, and you have the complete picture)
I know, I know, I shouldn't do that.
But this is my war, and I fight it as I can.
On the other hand, if you eat what they sell, you will know the meaning of biochemical warfare. Those foods are designed to turn your unsuspecing stomach and intestines inside out (the biological part) and as a final objective, to stink all the office bathrooms in the city of New York in a very unfriendly way (the chemical part).
Don't forget the ideological and cultural domination part of that warfare: certain streets in New York smell as bad as Mahmud's cafe in Fallujah.
Oh well, I just started my day!
Now, go and starts yours!


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