Magical Mystery Tour

Humming this song brought me to the realization that el Mico Putumayo Chavez is on his own magical mystery tour, misery tour, around the globe.
He's going to get chummy with bald Putin, back to the U.S.S.R (or is it Russia now?) to get some AK-Ms, bombers and choppers and fighter jets, then he wants to go to Mali in Africa, to get some yellow cake uranium.
And to Iran, just for the cement, and the tractors y'all know. And maybe that blueprint for the A-Bomb.
Some money laundering in Qatar will come handy, too.
What the hell is he gonna do in Viet Nam, he maybe like the spring rolls.
Belarus makes nice land mines.
And then he will deliver a cake and flowers to his lord and master, Mean Mr. kasstro. Was he just a sargeant with a lonely heart that became a colonel, or was that Batista? Sorry folks, I tend to mix the two of them, el mico putumayo and el putumayo....

Roll up, Chavez for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the misery tour.
Roll up and that's just starvation, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up to make a reservation, roll up for the misery tour.
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away,
To Belarus, Russia, and Qatar, far away.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up we’ve got everything y’need, uranium and bombs.
Roll up satisfaction’s guaranteed, get your rifles on the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is hoping to blast you away,
To Iran, Syria, and Vietnam, far away.

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up and that's an invitation, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up to make a reservation, roll up for the misery tour.
The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take do your away, do you away
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, to do you away.