lovey dovey lil'Kim smooches Kim Ok
So, the news we get are just being transformed into what in Spain they call "revistas del corazon", or gossipy supermarket glossies....
North Korean crazed dictator Kim Jong Il has shacked up with his former secretary, Kim Ok, who has become the defacto first lady -wait, that would only be in the case that the king of counterfeit designer sunglasses were a gentleman. Nor gentle, nor a man, the guy looks like raul kasstro in a bad acid trip.
It's said that his last wife, Ko Yong Hi, conviniently died of cancer in 2004.
I have to say that I like the name of the 42 year old. Kim Ok. Ok Kim, whatever you say honey! Bring those crazy Iranian towel heads to watch my 4th of July missiles-cum-fireworks show! Ok, Kim, Kim Ok reportedly said and brought the plane load of tunic clad mullahs....
Also, she frequently hitch up rides with Krazy Kim to visit military bases and in meetings with visiting foreign (un)dignataries. She's been recognized by China -of all places- as Kim new babe, but man, I assure you that the woman's no arm candy!
Fortunately, they haven reproduced -yet.
Are any more ugly babies gonna be produced? Shit, don't get them any ideas, they don't have any good TV programming in North Korea!
Talking about the Kim dynasty first ugly baby, Kim Jong Nam, would you believe that he fell out of favor with Dad Kim when he was caught sneaking into Japan with a false passport to visit Tokyo Disneyland?
What a motherfucking loser.
Disneyland, that's so touristy. And so cheesy. His tacky father got really pissed off and sent him to turn McKims (their dog meat version of McDonalds) in the palace kitchen, dressed as a cross between Ronald McDonald and Mickey Mouse. For all to know that you don't go visit a cheesy American Disneyland place with a fake passport without hauling Lil'Kim with you!
Maybe we should do some reality TV shows about the Kim household.
I mean, we don't want to fire a nice missile through his bathroom window, which I would do if I had access to that damn red button, so let's ridiculize that stupid idiot who looks like a dry-cleaning employee with a Bello the Clown hairdo.
North Korean crazed dictator Kim Jong Il has shacked up with his former secretary, Kim Ok, who has become the defacto first lady -wait, that would only be in the case that the king of counterfeit designer sunglasses were a gentleman. Nor gentle, nor a man, the guy looks like raul kasstro in a bad acid trip.
It's said that his last wife, Ko Yong Hi, conviniently died of cancer in 2004.
I have to say that I like the name of the 42 year old. Kim Ok. Ok Kim, whatever you say honey! Bring those crazy Iranian towel heads to watch my 4th of July missiles-cum-fireworks show! Ok, Kim, Kim Ok reportedly said and brought the plane load of tunic clad mullahs....
Also, she frequently hitch up rides with Krazy Kim to visit military bases and in meetings with visiting foreign (un)dignataries. She's been recognized by China -of all places- as Kim new babe, but man, I assure you that the woman's no arm candy!
Fortunately, they haven reproduced -yet.
Are any more ugly babies gonna be produced? Shit, don't get them any ideas, they don't have any good TV programming in North Korea!
Talking about the Kim dynasty first ugly baby, Kim Jong Nam, would you believe that he fell out of favor with Dad Kim when he was caught sneaking into Japan with a false passport to visit Tokyo Disneyland?
What a motherfucking loser.
Disneyland, that's so touristy. And so cheesy. His tacky father got really pissed off and sent him to turn McKims (their dog meat version of McDonalds) in the palace kitchen, dressed as a cross between Ronald McDonald and Mickey Mouse. For all to know that you don't go visit a cheesy American Disneyland place with a fake passport without hauling Lil'Kim with you!
Maybe we should do some reality TV shows about the Kim household.
I mean, we don't want to fire a nice missile through his bathroom window, which I would do if I had access to that damn red button, so let's ridiculize that stupid idiot who looks like a dry-cleaning employee with a Bello the Clown hairdo.
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