Clash of the Tyrants.
I was gonna call this "Clash of two megalomaniacs' egos" but that can give ya whiplash just reading it. And I like the little play on the movie title (geez, aint I clever, uh?)
Anyhawe!
It seems that the Kuban / Venezuela annexation (Kuzuela?) rumor is taking a firm hold in Kasstroland. At least in La Habana. The "bola" is also making the rounds in Spain
This is the way the SUMO HP has always done it. he lets the rumor spread , making it sound a lot worse than it is and then he comes out delivers the reality of the situation and Cubans go
“Phew, he’s not cutting our hands after all, he’s just chopping off our fingers. THANK GOD!!”
So you need to assume that KaSStro himself gave the okey-dokey to the rumor BUT……
My sources in La Habana seem to think that KaSStro is pretty pissed at Chaves! The PUTUMAYO is grabbing all the headlines.
The USA media is mentioning Chavez as a GREAT THREAT TO THE USA, and KaSStro is nowhere to be found in article after article.
This may have given Chavez the gumption to believe “he BE DA MAN”!
Under this paroxysm of ego, Chavez is actually doing shit without consulting the BEAST.
The BEAST of course is hurt, since HE always thought himself as the INVALUABLE MENTOR and and puppeteer extraordinaire.
But Chavez is ridding on a pretty expensive Ferrari Enzo, while KaSStro keeps fucking around with a decrepit Moskovitch.
(Note to KaSStro: See? In 1959 when all of that nice shit you stole from Cubans and the USA was still new, and you didnt have to worry about potholes the size of moon craters, you couldve done what Chavez is doing. Next time maybe, uh cirrhosis face? )
Chavez just bougt a gazillion Russian MiG 29 (which even when new look like thay have been through 15 years of heavy warfare) and enough artillery weaponry to start WWIII in Latin America.
which he just might - If the middle east Muslims do not stop fucking about with Israel and beat him to it -
He has also gotten his hands on some very sophisticated state of the art smart bombs and radar gear (France anyone ? oh Chirac you wrinkled croissant of a cunt!)
His rhetoric against the USA is getting increasingly petulant, and for KaSSTro this is a no-no.
Why call attention to yourself in such BLATANT way!?
KaSStro may be the biggest assassin in the history of Latin America , but one thing he is NOT is stupid.
His fumble during the missile crisis notwithstanding (when he really thought the USSR could annihilate the USA in an atomic conflagration) KaSStro has always been the consummate liar.
From his highly quotable and totally hypocritical statement about the JFK assassination:
(“We do NOT rejoice over the death of one man, what we seek is the death of a system")
to his very public wink of approval to the Clinton/Reno pair during the Elian incident, KaSStro has been always VERY careful about his harsh speech toward the USA. Yes, the crowd will carry signs portraying Bush as the new Hitler, but he will not OPENLY fire that salvo on a public platform.
He may call Spain’s Aznar a “little Hitler” but he will not insult a White House cabinet member.
Like all bullies he is just a pussy at heart.
Most of his anti-USA pabulum is pretty much served on a silver platter by the USA. The USA recently just gave him about 10 years of pre-written script with the “Transition Document”, but that is as far as he will go.
Hey, how can you go wrong when the White House writes your 5 hours harangue?
Chavez on the other hand is not only a criminal he is also FUCKING STUPID, and he has bought into the ass licking of world wide leaders as a taciturn approval of HIM as a WORLD leader. The fact that it all revolves around Venezuela riches doesn’t register in this twat’s brain.
So he is taking some BIG steps ALL ON HIS OWN!
This is killing the Beast; he can NOT stand competition, much less from someone to whom he refers in private as “an uncouth uneducated Indian”
As CB pointed out the PLAN was for KaSStro to pull the strings, but hey Chavez still has a spring on his gait, oodles of Petrodollars and a penchant for being the focus of attention.
Imagine how the old fart motherfucker feels back in the island prison!
The irony of it all ! KaSStro used to call Batista “El Indio Putamayo” , just as he does Chavez (oh you didn’t know the prick is also a consummate bigot ?) and it could be Chavez the one to give the BEAST a terminal coronary.
You gotta love it . So what will it be Kuzuela or Venuba ?
When asked to comment Raul KaSStro responded
"I don't know, I am just a fag"
Anyhawe!
It seems that the Kuban / Venezuela annexation (Kuzuela?) rumor is taking a firm hold in Kasstroland. At least in La Habana. The "bola" is also making the rounds in Spain
This is the way the SUMO HP has always done it. he lets the rumor spread , making it sound a lot worse than it is and then he comes out delivers the reality of the situation and Cubans go
“Phew, he’s not cutting our hands after all, he’s just chopping off our fingers. THANK GOD!!”
So you need to assume that KaSStro himself gave the okey-dokey to the rumor BUT……
My sources in La Habana seem to think that KaSStro is pretty pissed at Chaves! The PUTUMAYO is grabbing all the headlines.
The USA media is mentioning Chavez as a GREAT THREAT TO THE USA, and KaSStro is nowhere to be found in article after article.
This may have given Chavez the gumption to believe “he BE DA MAN”!
Under this paroxysm of ego, Chavez is actually doing shit without consulting the BEAST.
The BEAST of course is hurt, since HE always thought himself as the INVALUABLE MENTOR and and puppeteer extraordinaire.
But Chavez is ridding on a pretty expensive Ferrari Enzo, while KaSStro keeps fucking around with a decrepit Moskovitch.
(Note to KaSStro: See? In 1959 when all of that nice shit you stole from Cubans and the USA was still new, and you didnt have to worry about potholes the size of moon craters, you couldve done what Chavez is doing. Next time maybe, uh cirrhosis face? )
Chavez just bougt a gazillion Russian MiG 29 (which even when new look like thay have been through 15 years of heavy warfare) and enough artillery weaponry to start WWIII in Latin America.
which he just might - If the middle east Muslims do not stop fucking about with Israel and beat him to it -
He has also gotten his hands on some very sophisticated state of the art smart bombs and radar gear (France anyone ? oh Chirac you wrinkled croissant of a cunt!)
His rhetoric against the USA is getting increasingly petulant, and for KaSSTro this is a no-no.
Why call attention to yourself in such BLATANT way!?
KaSStro may be the biggest assassin in the history of Latin America , but one thing he is NOT is stupid.
His fumble during the missile crisis notwithstanding (when he really thought the USSR could annihilate the USA in an atomic conflagration) KaSStro has always been the consummate liar.
From his highly quotable and totally hypocritical statement about the JFK assassination:
(“We do NOT rejoice over the death of one man, what we seek is the death of a system")
to his very public wink of approval to the Clinton/Reno pair during the Elian incident, KaSStro has been always VERY careful about his harsh speech toward the USA. Yes, the crowd will carry signs portraying Bush as the new Hitler, but he will not OPENLY fire that salvo on a public platform.
He may call Spain’s Aznar a “little Hitler” but he will not insult a White House cabinet member.
Like all bullies he is just a pussy at heart.
Most of his anti-USA pabulum is pretty much served on a silver platter by the USA. The USA recently just gave him about 10 years of pre-written script with the “Transition Document”, but that is as far as he will go.
Hey, how can you go wrong when the White House writes your 5 hours harangue?
Chavez on the other hand is not only a criminal he is also FUCKING STUPID, and he has bought into the ass licking of world wide leaders as a taciturn approval of HIM as a WORLD leader. The fact that it all revolves around Venezuela riches doesn’t register in this twat’s brain.
So he is taking some BIG steps ALL ON HIS OWN!
This is killing the Beast; he can NOT stand competition, much less from someone to whom he refers in private as “an uncouth uneducated Indian”
As CB pointed out the PLAN was for KaSStro to pull the strings, but hey Chavez still has a spring on his gait, oodles of Petrodollars and a penchant for being the focus of attention.
Imagine how the old fart motherfucker feels back in the island prison!
The irony of it all ! KaSStro used to call Batista “El Indio Putamayo” , just as he does Chavez (oh you didn’t know the prick is also a consummate bigot ?) and it could be Chavez the one to give the BEAST a terminal coronary.
You gotta love it . So what will it be Kuzuela or Venuba ?
When asked to comment Raul KaSStro responded
"I don't know, I am just a fag"
1 Comments:
Actually, I heard that when raul uttered the line he was pretty upset, because he thinks that Chavez looks pretty much like the Central American cook of his favorite movie, The Bird Cage. Do you remember him? The permanently barefoot Indian homo who was always tripping on everything?
As I have said before, I have a hard time with Chavez and Batista, I don't know anymore who is who. They mention both of them too much in Cuba. And they look alike. That's why raul also likes Chavez, since he had a thing for his godfather Batista.
It will such a family reunion in that birthday party. Imagine, the whole disfunctional kasstro klan reunited, with the new member, el Putumayo, going from blunder to gag, from gag to blunder, kasstro foaming at the side of his mouth, and raul lusting after some young body guard. I hope that the central attraction of the party is that raul's daughter performs topless with some bunch of crossdressing divas. I would love to see more side-of-the-mouth-foaming!
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