Sunday, June 18, 2006

just wipe them off.

The guy of the strange hairdo and the funny sunglasses, Kim Jong Il, is getting ready to show off his military might.
His captive state, North Korea, is going to launch a multiple headed missile to which they refer as "military deterrent". My point is they should be given some detergent to clean up their act. I mean, a good old fashioned A-bomb kind of detergent. Maybe Madman of Persia will convince himself that there's no place for jokes in this conversation if he sees one of his allies totally fried.
I know, I know. I am being to harsh on the North Koreans. There's no need to microwave a lot of innocents who are serving life sentences just because they happen to be alive and in North Korea, maybe one of those drones, the Predator, can be used to send a deadly postcard to Kim. Something like "from Mr. Joe Q. Sixpack, with love". Still, many leftards are happy because they can vacation in North Korea, next door to a reeducation through forced labor camp. They are, at the same time, very unhappy because they can't legally vacation in Cuba next door to one of the hellholes in which kasstro keeps the dissidents. Mind you, if they happen to go to Cuba they will still go nearby Gtmo Bay to stage a protest or to spew antiAmerican propaganda. They simply don't want to turn around and look at the horrors of the Cuban Gulag.
Back to North Korea, the darn missile is known to be able to reach any target in Japan, South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan. Thailand, Viet Nam, Hawaii, Guam and many other places in between. Nobody knows for sure if it could reach Alaska, British Columbia, and the Pacific Coast. Maybe the liberals from the left coast think that they are going to be magically protected from a nuclear device aimed in their direction, and that it only would kill conservatives. Seriously, they have to return those protective tin foil hats to Kim Jong Il as soon as possible and ask for a refund.
Curiously, I haven't hear Voodoo Al Bore or any other leftard complain about the impact of this particular missile on the global warming problem they are so fond of describing. Who knows if the North Koreans fuel this missile with peanut oil (preferred brand "Mr. Peanuts Carter") and if they pack it with dry ice to eliminate the warming effects.
I wouldn't be surprise if the left-o-nuts believe that!

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