El Mico Putumayo's own tantrum
Tell me that you don't wish that Chavez sells his F-16 American made fighter jets to that crazy camel-riding idiot of Mahmoud The Madman of Persia.
Well, that's the last one.
El Mico Putumayo got really mad because the U.S. banned the sale of weapons to Venezuela, from slingshots to fighter jets. And he threatened with giving the planes to his uncle fidel as a present.
Uncle kagasstro said: No, you crazy mo'fo'ker! I don't want those F-16, Bush is gonna bombard whatever I haven't destroyed from the Island already! Get them out my sight, I don't want anything to do with them.
Since the 21 planes are rusting without maintenance on the tarmac, General Alberto Muller (I love those "I've-never-seen-combat" South American Generals)who toils when he is sober a senior adviser to Chavez, told The Associated Press he had recommended to the defense minister that Venezuela consider selling the 21 jets to another country, that is, Iran. Pure genius. It gives us the excuse to bomb the living hell out of el Mico Putumayo and Mahmoud the Madman at the same time. And maybe that way we are going to have cheaper gasoline.
El Mico Putumayo, is itching to buy more jets.
But not having American jobs handy, he has said he may look into buying fighter jets from Russia or China instead. Let's see who sells him new jets.... It will be interesting to see that happening.
Well, that's the last one.
El Mico Putumayo got really mad because the U.S. banned the sale of weapons to Venezuela, from slingshots to fighter jets. And he threatened with giving the planes to his uncle fidel as a present.
Uncle kagasstro said: No, you crazy mo'fo'ker! I don't want those F-16, Bush is gonna bombard whatever I haven't destroyed from the Island already! Get them out my sight, I don't want anything to do with them.
Since the 21 planes are rusting without maintenance on the tarmac, General Alberto Muller (I love those "I've-never-seen-combat" South American Generals)who toils when he is sober a senior adviser to Chavez, told The Associated Press he had recommended to the defense minister that Venezuela consider selling the 21 jets to another country, that is, Iran. Pure genius. It gives us the excuse to bomb the living hell out of el Mico Putumayo and Mahmoud the Madman at the same time. And maybe that way we are going to have cheaper gasoline.
El Mico Putumayo, is itching to buy more jets.
But not having American jobs handy, he has said he may look into buying fighter jets from Russia or China instead. Let's see who sells him new jets.... It will be interesting to see that happening.
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