Lunatics & groupies
I got today an unusual e-mail full of questions and requests, from a Cuban guy living in Cuba. The e-mail followed a convoluted path around the world (or at least, around Cuba, Europe, and the States.
This guy asks us if we play in a band. No, we don't!
Then he goes onto asking if the name KillCastro is really taken (yes it is, this is the name of our mo'fo'king website, dude!) because he's forming his own heavy metal band in Havana, and he would like to name it KillCastro (to play in Havana! dude, you're a freaking lunatic, that's gonna get you to the labour camps sooner than spitting in raul kasstro's left eye!) No, you can't name it KillCastro, because, well, I told you already, the name is taken! And besides, that's not very good for your health, and if you get in trouble we are not able to bail you out!
Second e-mail....
A bunch of Cubans (again, in Cuba)want KillCastro t-shirts (they read what I said the other day about making one for my elderly friend) so they can wear'em to rock-concerts!!!!!! Oh, my, again kids, this is not very good for you! I don't want a riot of Cuban parents telling the kids not to read KillCastro and accusing both of us (who by the way, are angels) of being a nefarious influence!!!!!
Then some chicks want to know what the hell we look like!!!!
No, no, no!!!!!!!
Let's say something.... I will design the so much asked for KillCastro t-shirt.
But you have to promise us something, if you're wearing it to a rock concert in Cuba, you will do whatever it takes to avoid getting caught by the Palestinian police!
This guy asks us if we play in a band. No, we don't!
Then he goes onto asking if the name KillCastro is really taken (yes it is, this is the name of our mo'fo'king website, dude!) because he's forming his own heavy metal band in Havana, and he would like to name it KillCastro (to play in Havana! dude, you're a freaking lunatic, that's gonna get you to the labour camps sooner than spitting in raul kasstro's left eye!) No, you can't name it KillCastro, because, well, I told you already, the name is taken! And besides, that's not very good for your health, and if you get in trouble we are not able to bail you out!
Second e-mail....
A bunch of Cubans (again, in Cuba)want KillCastro t-shirts (they read what I said the other day about making one for my elderly friend) so they can wear'em to rock-concerts!!!!!! Oh, my, again kids, this is not very good for you! I don't want a riot of Cuban parents telling the kids not to read KillCastro and accusing both of us (who by the way, are angels) of being a nefarious influence!!!!!
Then some chicks want to know what the hell we look like!!!!
No, no, no!!!!!!!
Let's say something.... I will design the so much asked for KillCastro t-shirt.
But you have to promise us something, if you're wearing it to a rock concert in Cuba, you will do whatever it takes to avoid getting caught by the Palestinian police!
11 Comments:
Ay carajo!
cb careful,know the thing about the chicks wanting to see you guys sounds very fishy,g2 any one?
They will have to way till kasstro dies, Toco!
Toco, most likely they are young and aspire to all things out of reach, like freedom. The guys here are a beacon for that.
I know,that's probably the case Ziva,but cuban undercover inteligence cannot be under estimated,I personally don't like the idea of showing my pic to anyone ,we are at war and to them we are the enemy.
Typical ñangara plot - "so what ya look like ?" what we got BlogoGroupies now?.. oh please, gimme a fucking brake.!
Even if it is not G2 using the oldest trick in the book (the smell of possible hoo-ha), I can see that because we are not STRICTLY political ( we DO deviate into music & promote Cuban underground culture/music and we do not give to fucks as to who we kick in the balls if we feel like they deserve it , I am sure there may be some interest. BUT.. anyone in La Habana can go see Punto y Coma IN PERSON and REALLY see 4 guys with a set of COJONES the size of pomegranates. I am sure they WILL do ya !
As far as now famous/infamous KILLCASTRO moniker. I repeat this was lifted from GOD DAMN GRAFFITI at the corner of 5th ave and 70th St . 3 days after a policeman had gotten beaten to a up for raping a 15 year old girl. The graffiti stayed there for 3 days (which confused me) until a cousin said , they are just watching to see who actually looks at it and makes any comment. So when the original KILLCASTRO.COM was born we needed a domain name and that was just perfect, In fact we jumped though hoops so if you look at who the domain is registered to (its owner) it is a G2 station in Miramar .. LOL
So when CB designs the t-shirt my advice to ANY Cuban in Kuba is wear it under a shirt and show it at a concert. Bravery is just 2 degrees away from stupidity . We rather have you ALL alive so we can celebrate at the MOST unbelievable outdoor concert in the history of the world!
not only that kc.cb should make a one of those crazy anti che huevara shirts.I will be more than happy to be your shirt dealer in the heart of Washington Park this summer!!!, and thats a great way to get back at the leftis assholes.
What's the deal with the T-shirts?
Last several days recieved many e-mails requesting t-shirts, Feel something fishy going on because many of those hits were from cuber!
I agree don't show ypur face because the enemy is always lurking!
Give me time guys, and we establish our own t-shirt emporium!
Alfredo, they love to show their hate for kasstro in their shirts, look at how many people wear shirts with the American flag in Cuba....
Caution!
These so called "chicks" could be Castro's agents, I agree with Toco on that one..
You guys have too much exposure already by blogging, all they need is more "innocent" information and BINGO!
for y'all tranquility: we're far from being gullible, we don't have oversized egos, and we don't feel the need of publishing our photos online!
We know exactly that even if it weren't a G2 plot, somebody might be watching us closely.
We're not in the business of making the thugs' life easier!
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