An unusual ASSet will get you a visa !
Ah! The USA and its immigration laws. Talk about a tangled mess of bullshit where money talks and human rights are worth a fuck.
There is this Argentinean bombshell named DORISMAR (pic included as a point of reference not for salacious purposes).
The girl has appeared in most men’s magazines in the USA, Playboy, Stuff etc.
Apparently a rival of hers (my wife had to explain all of this to me ‘cause I just read the unbelivable blurb in Univision looking for some info about Posada Carriles and did not find SHIT!) snitched that she had been in the USA as an illegal inmigrant for months , acting on Spanish TV shows and doing her whole sexpot thing. So the woman and her husband/manager got deported to Argentina.
But HERE COMES THE BUCKS . The girl is a BIG golden egg for that goose UNIVISION , and they come up with this reasoning why she deserves a hearing to be admitted as a legal alien.
The lawyer presents as their defense that “Dorismar is an illegal alien of unusual talents and therefore should be allowed to stay in the USA”
This clause of UNUSUAL TALENT has been used for people like John Lennon, Hugh Grant and the like. Now what is Dorismar UNUSUAL talent you ask ??
She happens to have one of the best 25 asses in the world.
According to the appeal “She is an “ASSET” (can you fucking believe this?” ) to the USA and therefore should be granted legal status.!!!!
If this sounds way too bizarre to be true, go to UNIVISION and search for her name.
A Balsero has to pull a god damn miracle to even be heard in a court of law in the USA but a woman who knowingly breaks the law, who works in the USA without a valid Social Security number (which as I understand should be a massive fine for UNIVISION) is actually being given the chance to “appeal” her case because some clever lawyer being paid a TON of money by UNIVISION is using a very vague loophole as to what is considered TALENT in the USA.
Oh and to top it off do you know who is being accused of snitching her out? ANOTHER UNIVISION BIMBO , who happens to be Cuban. So this has become a Cuban Bimb vs. Argentinian Bimb scandal !
And this concludes the “gossip” portion of our show! Now, you may laugh ( or cry ) but this is our tax dollars at work people, in the meantime the USA Coast Guards have NO fucking idea what constitutes USA territory.
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same thing with the baseball players.....oye pero a esta chiquita con ese fambeco le doy a
hasta mi ciudadania..candela a bailar tango!!!
so how did they come up with the ranking system of the asses? Does the judge have to personally inspect the ass to verify that it belongs in the top 25? Univision will protect all nationalities except Cubans. I get accused of always taking cheap shots at Univision, but there actions tell the story. hey i know someone who is dear to me, who can not practice her profession, here legally and man did she follow the law to the "T" and yet see others do everything illegally and get ahead and rewarded
I do not know how they find the 25 best asses in the world (I'd like a gig in THAT panel !), nor do I know why 25 and not 20 (or 10 or 30 ) But we all know that there are women walking around in Cuba right now that should qualify for a Visa if having a great ass is considered an UNUSUAL Talent! So Para los Cubanos que nos leen . En la proxima Balsa busquen una jeva con TREMENDO CULO and when the Cast Guards stop you , have her show them HER assets . If they let HER in, they gotta let YOU in.
if you do get the gig kc don't forget about tocororo asere,aunque sea barriendo con una escobita tirame un cabo.
jejjejeje No importa lo justo o injusto que esto sea, la verdad que la Argentina esta mas buena que el carajo.!
Okey I check the RIGHT buttock for perfection you check the left . Thats my offer .. take it or leave it ;)
I know you'll take ya nut ya!
While you guys work on getting the "gig" (I believe it was Mirror Magazine that did the ranking), going back to the stupidity of this, MSNBC actually COVERED this story by video and interviewed Michael Feldenkrais (her lawyer for whom I have now no respect). The link is here http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=c1701522-195b-4e78-b664-ef5bcbb66aec&f=06/64
THANK YOU Ventanita !!
Some motherfucking left wing commie site had been posting we had made the whole thing up just as propaganda to emphasize the injustice of those 15 Cubans who were sent back.
Now, the GOOD part is that that "liberal" site seems to be PORN driven and we got a lot of traffic from it , I guess just to see how great an ASSet we were talking about.
It is funny that the MSNBC commentator practically used the same verbiage we used to describe the situation, although I do not think the bimbo is a "PORN" actress the MSNBC guy is correct. Do we have a shortage of great asses in the USA?
And lawyers will ALWAYS be lawyers! He is probably doing this pro-bono just to get a closer look at the ASSet
Now to the left commie pricks coming from stevegilliard.kumspot.kom:
GO FUCK YOURSELVES and while you are at it, let us know when you found out your momma and your poppa were related.
And yes assholes ; We Cubans ARE WAY superior in intellect and earning power than YOU, your cousin Elmo and your McDonald’s name tags.
One of the funniest posts I've ever read on a blog! I am awed at this brilliantly told funny story!
I hate to say it but having been to South America we here in the USA are quite deficient in the beautiful woman category. What we consider an 8 here is average in some cities in SA. So I think its about time we give preference to the nice bumbum :) It'll drive beautiful womens market value down. You'd be surprised how much better their attitude is when there are 50% of the population that are head turners!
As anything else in life, it is just the way you look at it. I think that a typical BORN in the USA male will see the Latin American woman as a lot more exotic.
They also wear their sexuality a lot more openly that American women do hence they do SEEM to be a lot more attractive, and I am talking your average female walking down the street, because what we are looking at here are women that go beyond “10”. You taken a look at Beyonce’s tush lately?
She IS American born right?
It also goes with the man's taste.
One place I did not think I would see voluptuous (beautiful I knew they were ) women was Taiwan (don’t ask me why I just did not think Chinese women were "BUILT"
I never expected to see drop dead BOOTY in Taipei boy was I surprised!
I actually brought it up to a female co-worker there and she explained to me that you will find a lot of LATIN looking female bodies in China and they all can be traced to the influence Italy had in the country at some point.
The world is such a mishmash of a gene pool that you will get the strangest mixes and they tend to produce the most beautiful people.
Look at Brazil! They are more cross bred that anyone else on earth and MAN, you walk down a street in Sao Paulo and will get whiplash
There is no denying that DORISMAR does have an exceptional derriere but just spend a day at Venice Beach Ca. and your head will spin.
At any rate there is no typical AMERICAN woman (and for all we know DORISMAR doesn’t have an ounce of “latin” blood) . In the USA we have a tendency to think that BEAUTIFUL women equates to the models we see on VOGUE and I do agree if a Beyonce type ass is your idea of what an ass should be, then the models you see are just blah!
I remember YEARS ago before the whole “LATIN” thing took off there was ONE Spanish TV channel in NYC and all my American co-workers would watch it just to see someone named Iris Chacon. They did not understand a word of what the whole show was about but man the ASSETS on THAT Puerto Rican girl made THEM learn Spanish!
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