So the GAME continues..... and the USA is UP this time
Well the humble ticker tape that we reported here the same day that it went up and which we mentioned was a futile annoyance thrown at KaSStro, seemed to have been a test. The original was about a foot tall and totally indistinguishable if you just drove by or just walked by the Interest Section at a fast pace. The mist from El Malecon made it blurry and the low voltage of the generators in The Interest Section made it very dim and difficult to see against a bright sunny sky. .But this trite little attempt apparently caused such anger within KaSStrodom that a NEW & improved ticker tape made its debut two days ago (sorry our sources had not updated us on this) .
The NEW ticker Tape seems to be a FUCKER of letters about 5~8 feet high and stretching the length of 25 windows of the Interest Section.
Now, as happy as we all are that SOMEONE in Washington found a pair of balls (Thanks Ziva for THAT visual) we are EXTRA happy because this is tantamount to a declaration of war against KaSStro. This is a FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU and let’s see if you are really EL CABALLO !.
Western diplomats are surprised ( and snickering under their breath) at this UNHEARD of move by Washington, saying that indeed it violates a shitload of diplomatic accords and that the only possible explanation is that the USA WANTS KaSStro to close the Interest Section. Me, I would’ve closed it without the charade but hell this is so much more fun!
I’ve heard they tried to wash out the LED’s with high power search lights and the first set that went up just burned out within seconds ( oh … those Russian search lights I guess ) The other alternative was to build a “blind” around the billboard , but this thing is on the 5th floor ! At the pace of Kuban workmanship we are talking oh , sometime around 20o9 for this to be up) also the first strong wind from “the north” will blow the billboards inside the Interest section and THAT is a direct attack to American soil!
The news today was that as KaSStro spoke the Billboard answered back. This is something I wondered why had not been done before. On the last “demonstration” in front of the interest section I suggested that the USA Interest Section should blast the crowd with replies to every line of bullshit KaSStro spewed (“We are giving 5,000 USA visas to the first 5,000 people on line) . Well this is smarter (I am a brute force kindda guy) so today as he spoke , the ticker tape spoke back. What fun to be working at the Interest section today , uh?
The “official” count of participants at the demonstration was said to be of “tens of thousands” (minions kindda going down eh , Beast? , used to be hundred’s of thousands) the number that we get from our sources in Kuba is more like 5 to 10 thousand people. KaSStro even brought along his WIFE , his son Fidelito and the brother no one knows about Ramon (who is by no means a KaSStrist – A fact well known in Kuba) So YES boys and girls The Beast is gasping for air and Bush has his foot firmly planted on the air hose.
Now, KaSStro is getting so ridiculously senile in his old age that he is admitting to the Cuban people what his spies in the USA are passing on to him :
1) The Republican party HAS to get rid of him before Bush’s term is up or they can say goodbye to the Cuban-American vote ( Guess those letters to the Republican party DO get the work done)
2) Posada Carriles would be given Conditional Parole and would be set free.
So to KaSStro this was a "fait accompli” that needed to be addressed EVEN before the judge issued a decision.
This is going to be an interesting game of up manship since in a muttered tone KaSStro let it slip (last night) that if he gets too vociferous about the actions of the Interest Section food purchases destined for Kuba may not make it at all and he is COUNTING on THAT USA food to see the people through the next several months.
May and the release of the new “Transition Document” will be CRITICAL, but if the new found “enforcing” of the USA is any indication of what is to come. Folks, we may be celebrating the next New Years in a FREE Cuba.
I wonder where we will put the Bush Statue in La Habana!
The NEW ticker Tape seems to be a FUCKER of letters about 5~8 feet high and stretching the length of 25 windows of the Interest Section.
Now, as happy as we all are that SOMEONE in Washington found a pair of balls (Thanks Ziva for THAT visual) we are EXTRA happy because this is tantamount to a declaration of war against KaSStro. This is a FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK YOU and let’s see if you are really EL CABALLO !.
Western diplomats are surprised ( and snickering under their breath) at this UNHEARD of move by Washington, saying that indeed it violates a shitload of diplomatic accords and that the only possible explanation is that the USA WANTS KaSStro to close the Interest Section. Me, I would’ve closed it without the charade but hell this is so much more fun!
I’ve heard they tried to wash out the LED’s with high power search lights and the first set that went up just burned out within seconds ( oh … those Russian search lights I guess ) The other alternative was to build a “blind” around the billboard , but this thing is on the 5th floor ! At the pace of Kuban workmanship we are talking oh , sometime around 20o9 for this to be up) also the first strong wind from “the north” will blow the billboards inside the Interest section and THAT is a direct attack to American soil!
The news today was that as KaSStro spoke the Billboard answered back. This is something I wondered why had not been done before. On the last “demonstration” in front of the interest section I suggested that the USA Interest Section should blast the crowd with replies to every line of bullshit KaSStro spewed (“We are giving 5,000 USA visas to the first 5,000 people on line) . Well this is smarter (I am a brute force kindda guy) so today as he spoke , the ticker tape spoke back. What fun to be working at the Interest section today , uh?
The “official” count of participants at the demonstration was said to be of “tens of thousands” (minions kindda going down eh , Beast? , used to be hundred’s of thousands) the number that we get from our sources in Kuba is more like 5 to 10 thousand people. KaSStro even brought along his WIFE , his son Fidelito and the brother no one knows about Ramon (who is by no means a KaSStrist – A fact well known in Kuba) So YES boys and girls The Beast is gasping for air and Bush has his foot firmly planted on the air hose.
Now, KaSStro is getting so ridiculously senile in his old age that he is admitting to the Cuban people what his spies in the USA are passing on to him :
1) The Republican party HAS to get rid of him before Bush’s term is up or they can say goodbye to the Cuban-American vote ( Guess those letters to the Republican party DO get the work done)
2) Posada Carriles would be given Conditional Parole and would be set free.
So to KaSStro this was a "fait accompli” that needed to be addressed EVEN before the judge issued a decision.
This is going to be an interesting game of up manship since in a muttered tone KaSStro let it slip (last night) that if he gets too vociferous about the actions of the Interest Section food purchases destined for Kuba may not make it at all and he is COUNTING on THAT USA food to see the people through the next several months.
May and the release of the new “Transition Document” will be CRITICAL, but if the new found “enforcing” of the USA is any indication of what is to come. Folks, we may be celebrating the next New Years in a FREE Cuba.
I wonder where we will put the Bush Statue in La Habana!
2 Comments:
Apparently W got wind that the readership of our blog is kind of pissed off at him for the dry-foot wet-foot thing and has decided to make up for his mistakes. Now let's see what he does with that "law" jotted down in the Arkansas dialect by his predecessor.
The game that's going on in Havana is a really good one. I certainly envy the guys working the ticker at the USIS in Havana.... Imagine that our rants of KillCastro were appearing on screen down there!
Or that when that old bastard was speaking we would be sitting there typing the afternoon away, picture this: kagasstro is speaking, and we write in the ticker, "Hey, Cubans, this ain't but a load of bullshit", "this old bastard just pooped in his pants right now", "who the hell believes this ton of shit", and many more one liners, all written in the common vernacular spoken in Havana....
like this jewel that I once saw on one wall in Old Havana: "fidel no tiene madre porque lo pario una mona" (to my Anglo crowd: fidel doesn't have a mother because he's the son of an ape)
Oh man IMAGINE that job today ... Everything the guy says .. you would type .. "hey poopy-pants your cirrhosis marks are getting worse" or just get really annoying and go " na-ni-na-ni-na-ni or ask where the "ARROCERAS" are "Oye Fidel, que le paso a las arroceras, mi socio?" o "Fidel el indio Chávez por que te corto el petróleo!?"
GOD DAMN IT.. I bet ya that is the LAST "DEMONSTRATION" he holds in front of the Interest Section.
But I STILL say that a BIG flashing "FREE HAM SANDWICHES and REAL COKES IN THE BACK ... HURRY"
Would’ve left him talking to himself.
Even Fidelito would’ve gone.." er.. dad, ya know it is JAMON mi viejo see ya!”
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