You've lived another day, your life's shortening!

So, tomorrow's your birthday.... One day less of having you around, one day closer to my big bang party! And I am really glad that now you're at a point on which your life gets shorter and shorter with every day that goes by. You're nearing the end, and I love it. A stupid old man sweating in fatigues that inspire mockery, no more fear... A ridiculous babbling wrinkled ass. Reapeating yourself to death. To death, that sounds great. Even if your doctor Salman Hussein (is he related to -the soon to be sent to hell- Saddam?) says that you can live 120 years, yeah, because you're a sea turtle! You look like one sometimes, I have to say that your physician got that right. Go put your balls inside a rice cooker, old crapper. Everybody is invited to write a birthday message for this sleazeball!


6 Comments:
fidel hijodeputa, I really hope you get killed BEFORE your birthday so all the Cubans in the world can celebrate!!!
Cubans Sinfidels, I can't wait!!!!
Damn that was an AWESOME picture. Make sure someone sends that to Fidelito as a Birthday Card. I will gladly sign it.
Happy Birthday Maricon
this is your death warrant!!
Get ready for your eternal party hijo de puta. You will enjoy all your favorite activities. Murder, you get to experience first hand the fear, the pain of being torn from you family, el paredon, except of course for the final release, this one is powered by those batteries that just keep going. Torture you loved that one, this too will keep coming your way, stealing, eternal rape and loss will be yours, and the hunger, and degradation of the jinteras. And you'll be in good company, experiencing their special shows as well. Hitler, Stalin,...don't forget your party hat and cigars, no matches necessary.
And don't forget, we can email our birthday wishes to the chief comemierda
cubaminrex@minrex.gov.cu
I think I'll send him a jpg of the photo.
My most fervent birthday wish for him is that when he dies and goes to hell, he spends an eternity in the foulest, darkest, hottest, smelliest, deepest pit of hell, fornicating with Janet Reno.
My apologies to all of you horrified by the Janet Reno thought...
Ugh! That Reno thing made me queasy but... that Parkinson's thing may work on Reno’s favor !
I know, i need help
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