CAPITALISM, the only way to fly!
You just gotta love it. I mean it is the only real natural social environment for any human being.
The survival of the fittest that is embedded into our DNA. Capitalism is as much a part of being a human being as it is walking into a burning building to save a kitten. Not many monkeys doing THAT, I have noticed.
We all have the need to succeed, all of us at various degrees of necessity. So Socialism ( I am not even touching communism !) is just as foreign to a human being as eating lunch under water, while playing a banjo. Yeah some asshole may give it a whirl, but you KNOW it just ain’t gonna catch on.
And this brings me to Mr. Mick Jagger and his now infamous tune, supposedly criticizing President Bush.
Well it turns out that the Stones tour is sponsored by “Ameriquest”, a well know republican bastion. Ameriquest is also a solid Arnold Schwarzenegger supporter both politically and financially … so Arnold came up with a great way of raising funds for the Republican Party, Sell $100,000.00 tickets at selected venues in the upcoming Stones tour. You get to see Jagger’s lips from a comfy private sky booth; I am sure accompanied by a lovely complementary buffet being served by hostesses right outta the pages of PLAYBOY.
So how does “Ameriquest” brass feels about “Mick’s” little foray into USA politics? Well…. PISSED! . A LOT of very wealthy republicans have cancelled their SkyBooth reservations. Hey I pay $100K to see a 60+ year old shake his tiny ass he damn better be someone I agree with politically!
So Sir Jagger needs to do some extra brown nosing about this shit (Keith must be laughing HIS skinny & wrinkled ass off) and SOON. ‘cause apparently the preview copy of “A Bigger Bang” sent out by the record Company to all radio stations AND Ameriquest did not have 'Sweet Neo Con' in it. So a lotta people feel “Conned”
Now this is what is SO FUCKING cool about Capitalism and democracy. Jagger had his moment of senile liberalism and those with the bucks voted with their checkbook.
I would love to see the legal ramifications of this. ‘Cause The Stones just don’t have a LOT tours left in them and if big corporate sponsors just pass on the next or “A bigger Bang” is indeed a “BIG FLOP” Jagger is gonna ride into the sunset as a very rich but utterly disgraced clown !
The survival of the fittest that is embedded into our DNA. Capitalism is as much a part of being a human being as it is walking into a burning building to save a kitten. Not many monkeys doing THAT, I have noticed.
We all have the need to succeed, all of us at various degrees of necessity. So Socialism ( I am not even touching communism !) is just as foreign to a human being as eating lunch under water, while playing a banjo. Yeah some asshole may give it a whirl, but you KNOW it just ain’t gonna catch on.
And this brings me to Mr. Mick Jagger and his now infamous tune, supposedly criticizing President Bush.
Well it turns out that the Stones tour is sponsored by “Ameriquest”, a well know republican bastion. Ameriquest is also a solid Arnold Schwarzenegger supporter both politically and financially … so Arnold came up with a great way of raising funds for the Republican Party, Sell $100,000.00 tickets at selected venues in the upcoming Stones tour. You get to see Jagger’s lips from a comfy private sky booth; I am sure accompanied by a lovely complementary buffet being served by hostesses right outta the pages of PLAYBOY.
So how does “Ameriquest” brass feels about “Mick’s” little foray into USA politics? Well…. PISSED! . A LOT of very wealthy republicans have cancelled their SkyBooth reservations. Hey I pay $100K to see a 60+ year old shake his tiny ass he damn better be someone I agree with politically!
So Sir Jagger needs to do some extra brown nosing about this shit (Keith must be laughing HIS skinny & wrinkled ass off) and SOON. ‘cause apparently the preview copy of “A Bigger Bang” sent out by the record Company to all radio stations AND Ameriquest did not have 'Sweet Neo Con' in it. So a lotta people feel “Conned”
Now this is what is SO FUCKING cool about Capitalism and democracy. Jagger had his moment of senile liberalism and those with the bucks voted with their checkbook.
I would love to see the legal ramifications of this. ‘Cause The Stones just don’t have a LOT tours left in them and if big corporate sponsors just pass on the next or “A bigger Bang” is indeed a “BIG FLOP” Jagger is gonna ride into the sunset as a very rich but utterly disgraced clown !
2 Comments:
Capitalism is great! Capitalism allows me to spend on Pit Bull and Willie Chirino and pass on the Rolling Stones and Dixie Chicks!
For those who don't think capitalism is the best system just compare the GDP of Miami vs. Cuba or the old West Germany vs. East Germany for your answer.
What a flop for Jagger. He needs to learn this lesson in the sunset of his life: shut up and sing. That's what you do, do it, and be respected for it.
Mick, be grateful to this country. Here is where you sell the most records, and this country and yours with a few others are the ones putting the blood and dead soldiers for you to be free and not to be executed under sharia.
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