Sex, Cuba, and the EU

It's all about sex. Too much Woody Allen and Sex and the City and too many people trying to get their groove back by meeting the happy shiny people who dance, sing, and smile for some money. Hey, not to talk about the throngs of people from Europe, Canada, and the States who go down there just plainly for the sex they can't get in their own countries. Or rich Mexicans, who tired of their own, go there so they can see beautiful women, even if they don't get any sex. So, if Cubans were an unsexy, sad, unwashed bunch, like the Muslims from Kosovo, probably the EU would care. Maybe for those people to care about the misfortunes of the Cuban people we need to tell the Cubans that they will be better off by looking unsexy, sad, down, and violated. C'est a dire, mes amis, like bringing what they have in the inside to the outside, so those representatives of the EU think of them in terms of "functional and potential receivers of a do-good effort". Otherwise, they wouldn't move a finger, because beautiful sexy people with powerful minds are to be feared. That's what happens, they want the Cuban people enslaved, because if they were free, they would be a creative force too big to be reckonned with. At that point, Cuba would return to its previous condition of receiving throngs of intelligent, hardworking, right-leaning, beautiful and sexy European immigrants, and in the European Union they would find themselves stuck with the French, the ugly, the smelly, the leftwingers, the uncreative bunch, and even worse, the Muslims.